Right around the time the world started going very wrong in 2019, people started using the term “conspiracy” synonymously with the term “conspiracy theory”, as if to imply that people do not sometimes plan wrongdoing in groups. It was also around this time that a lot of people started posting highly altered photos of themselves where they’d had unaltered ones before while many people were noticeably becoming less and less trustworthy. I won’t recount here what I noticed and experienced during that time, but I may go into that later. That’s how personally some of us had to take what was going on.
Conspiracy theories are often based on a mixture of something true and of very grave concern and other factors that complicate the issue and place it more in the realm of theory. Take bats, for example. Sometimes bats and their sonar can affect dreams and essentially cause hallucinations. One common cause of night terrors is a person picking up on a bat “discussing” being upside down via sonar. It’s extremely mysterious how the meaning can get through to a person as bats do not have what we call sapience, and we should not consider them highly advanced nor verbal, but something goes on, and a meaning is conveyed. Another example is the behavior in indoor bats of “discussing” eating a baby and conveying it to a human being through sonar. This very grisly and unpleasant type of nightmare can result from an unfortunate tendency in indoor bats to sometimes eat their young. One can easily surmise that in cases where someone is acquainted with people who already treat children poorly, this can cause a lot of confusion and the use of drugs or any other cause of further mental blurring might amplify the issue, which can end up generating extreme rumors. The rumors are in turn so lurid that sometimes people behave even worse than they did before. This is why people don’t cohabit very successfully with bats.
The solution to this has often been what’s called a bat house. There are small bat houses that people mount on trees, but the better solution is probably the free standing large bat houses that were mostly taken down in a rash of civic disinvolvement, when people (sort of cynically, I’d say) noticed the bat houses were taking up space. This was probably around the time free air disappeared at gas stations. A child often learns to laugh with an adult over the concept of free air, but a driver eventually learns that those hoses are very helpful, and offered more flexibility and air pressure than the air vending machines that replaced them.
There’s an obscure conspiracy theory about Canada and Queen Elizabeth II that says she did crimes against children during a trip to Canada during the 1960s. The truth to this is that she was stalked by a serial killer who seemingly sidled up to her at some point and boastfully confessed to killing children, even telling her that it was for her. Sadly, the man was not brought to justice subsequent to this encounter, and it’s unclear from the public perspective how Queen Elizabeth II related details about the matter later, but it may have been a very confusing experience for her. It’s hard to say. The truth is, the man seems to have never been apprehended, and the theory now goes that Queen Elizabeth II herself killed the children in a bizarre and depraved ritual. This is a terrible story, but inside it is something that is (probably) unfortunately true, something that was confused, and something that is not factual.
This happens a lot. We have to root out the bad and stop it. We have to be able to trust people again. I hope we can someday.
──── by Lync Dalton ────
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