Apocalypse Report: Zombies

August 27th, 2021

There was a quiet zombie apocalypse. A nameless terrorist group (sometimes called “Be Around”, “Sad Satan”, and/or “Creepy Families”) had a [redacted] that was so evil that it essentially zombified people who interacted with it. This started around 2018. Some of the Yoruba diaspora traditions have familiarity with known methods of real-life zombification. These zombies fit the general description of someone having been zombified through magical means, possibly sometimes known as an “evil man spell”. The terrorist group (which is mostly based in North America) used trained terrorist saboteurs to harass zombification victims and use control words on them. It was like a kind of mind control. They encouraged some of the most disgusting acts possible. People were influenced to do terrible things, sometimes including extreme crimes that they would’ve never considered doing before.

This bizarre turn of events technically counts as one of the group’s many terrorist operations. Thousands of lives were lost, and many more thrown into painful chaos. For much of 2020, people around the world may have witnessed psychic visions featuring people who appeared to be zombified in some way, which may or may not have been related to these matters.

I found out about this subtle yet urgent zombie crisis after being targeted for abuse by the terrorist group, which called my attention to them. As World Shaman, I recognized some of what was going on.

In mid 2020 I started a long process of trying to free hundreds of people from zombification. I tried many methods. On October 24th, 2020 I was finally successful.

With help from an arboreal aspect of mine (known most illustriously as the Galactic Reigning Tree, which is the northern Catalpa) I neutralized all zombification. Channelled through me, the tree knew what to do. It took some significant metaphysical cleanup after that, which I did diligently, but that day was the turning point. Now zombification is impossible, hopefully even with the utilization of substances.

Confidential to people formerly zombified who haven’t quite recovered in their conduct yet: Can’t you make different choices now that you’re not a zombie? Do you want to? Please be good.

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