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Longevity in the Satya

Legends about the Satya Yuga say that people then live longer lifetimes than we do now. They’re virtuous and beautiful. You can read about this elsewhere on the internet. They say also that the Kali Yuga is too sinful, and that in it we are living in comparative misery.

Corruption and villainy are very rare and detested in the Satya Yuga. Polyamory and other nonmonogamy should be much easier. People are more gracious, and dharma pervades their relationships.

The Satya Yuga is due on everyone’s timeline, whether they are Hindu or not. Some people call the Satya Yuga the Age of Aquarius (although that’s just the first part of it, I think), the Golden Era, or Paradise.

We could be inside the Satya timeframe or close in ten years, theoretically. We could be those people. Ascension would provide transition between Kali Yuga biology and Satya Yuga biology and culture.

Some individuals may resurrect and end up living multiple centuries. Living to 150 may start becoming common for everyone else.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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RNA anomaly alert

World Shaman report: I recently discovered an RNA anomaly ravaging my body that reminded me of the DNA anomalies described as “Be Around” Syndrome. Some of the RNA wasn’t working right. There’s reason to believe that many more people were afflicted the same way, due to bizarre causes similar to how “Be Around” Syndrome developed. Fortunately, I believe I’ve been able to promptly fix this problem for the population as a whole. This should already be corrected in the population generally as of September 10, 2021.

This may save some lives, and it certainly stands to improve quality of life for many bodies. Mine is recovering from a lot of RNA malfunctioning.

My research shows that RNA plays a role in some of the chemical components of certain emotions, in pheromones, and in internal logistics for the body.

“Be Around” Syndrome DNA shortage, with its widespread chromosome/DNA loss, still seems to be raging on.

In other news, on September 9, 2021, I was able to lift all family curses on Earth. There were even some affecting other species.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Ascension

Ascension is a moderately complicated concept. It involves an alchemical, spiritual, and in some cases physical shift into being a more highly evolved and spiritually connected person. Around 2012, certain communities started buzzing with the idea that we were approaching a time when enormous numbers of people would ascend spiritually into a higher order of being and experience unprecedented blossoming. Information from what were most likely channellings on the subject was shared widely.

The term Ascension as used in this circa-and-post-2012 context does not indicate becoming less a part of three-dimensional reality (as Enoch, Elijah, and Jesus Christ were said to have ascended into heaven), but rather occupying more and more invisible dimensions above that while still alive and participating in life on Earth.

For instance, the fourth dimension contains a lot of social and emotional information. The fifth dimension transcends that and looks at an even bigger picture, and information can move even more freely there. The sixth dimension is very pure and full of good intention. A dedicated individual can theoretically ascend to invisibly occupy up to the eighth dimension (which is involved with temporal anomalies and time travel) and higher.

The (I assume) channelled information discussed an Ascension where a large portion of the population experiencing psychic phenomena, etheric sight and sound, developing more awareness, developing more brain power, an ability to process light almost like food, spiritual experiences, anatomical changes, spontaneously remembering past lives, and an increased sense of peace. I did not happen to come across the original sources for these channelings or predictions, but if you know them please leave the information in a comment. I’d appreciate it.

A Global Ascension would mean that our entire planet and all on it were experiencing a collective shift into new spiritual and experiential levels.

In 2012 I decided that ascending might help me develop some extra healing options at some point or other, and I felt a beckoning. I decided to try. I’m a futurist. I worked at my meditation skills, my philosophies, and my alchemy.

I can confirm physical and phenomenological changes connected with ascending. There have been structural changes. For instance, my skull has changed shape: the part that cradled my hindbrain has been reduced in size, which I believe likely corresponded to developing a brain structure with less hindbrain. Humans on Earth evolved such that the pons and cerebellum have vestigial functions that translate to dysfunction in a contemporary human’s modern-day life, per fairly well-accepted theories in psychology and neurology, as I understand it, in the case of the cerebellum, at least. I believe that both those brain features have been reduced in size in my case, and optimized so that I no longer experience much of that vestigial malfunctioning. Overall my skull has become bigger, and I seem to have developed a larger healthy parietal lobe.

There are other physical changes internally, many of them involving new glands and possibly a second vascular system. I’m a medical intuitive, but this stuff is rather complicated.

And my looks have shifted somewhat. This won’t necessarily happen in each individual ascension, and I’m told it can be prevented in cases where people don’t want it. I like most of the physical changes, some of them quite a lot. I think I’ve read speculation that people will tend to look better after they’ve experienced a significant personal Ascension.

I can also confirm having experienced spontaneous contact with past lives and many of the other Ascension experiences I heard and read about being expected in ascending individuals.

Evil people can’t ascend. They are disqualified. Spiritually, they are walking a grim downward spiral, not an ascending pattern. It’s a lot about getting your mind right. It’s a lot about following your intuition, and using it to do the right thing day in, day out. It’s happy work.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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“Be Around” Syndrome check-in (July 2021)

“Be Around” Syndrome really hasn’t been off my mind since I first wrote about it here. I’ve been keeping an eye out for telltale signs that unexplained spikes in mortality may be getting noticed, and they actually are. There’s a COVID-19 pandemic muddying the waters, certainly, but it’s very possible that the DNA anomalies originating from metaphysical terrorist tactics in 2020 and 2021 may be raising death rates all over the world. Additionally, rates of miscarriage may be up, and have been erroneously linked by some to COVID-19 vaccinations, but the real reason may be DNA anomalies, if an abrupt increase is in fact occurring.

“Be Around” Syndrome is very new. It started at some point in the last year, and it spread mysteriously across the population in waves. It causes DNA and chromosomes to be absent in some cells, and makes it harder for the body to repair itself. Data clearly revealing the impact of “Be Around” Syndrome could be scarce until it’s too late, if it works quickly, since mortality rates, miscarriage rates, live birth rates, etc. are usually studied periodically across years.

The most realistic place to find signs of “Be Around” Syndrome fatalities may end up being elevated numbers of reported COVID-19 deaths. “Be Around” Syndrome makes it harder for the body to repair internal damage, would logically exacerbate the worst effects of COVID-19 (which is caused by a virus named SARS-CoV-2), a disease that can weaken internal organs. Also, deaths from unknown causes are increasingly likely to be reported as deaths related to coronavirus as the pandemic rages on.

I’m seeing possible signs that “Be Around” Syndrome’s presence is looming, but they are still subtle.

The timeline seer work I’ve done on this matter lately indicates that many human bodies will hit a crisis point from “Be Around” Syndrome DNA anomalies in October 2021, with another escalation in symptoms and even fatalities around February 2022. Populations will likely start dropping dramatically, due to deaths caused by “Be Around” Syndrome and a wide variety of comorbidities (including COVID-19).

Four of my astral contacts asked me today how long it looks like they have before their respective probabilities of survival get dangerously low due to “Be Around” Syndrome. Unfortunately, each of their timelines indicated a critical crisis point coming within the next year if those individuals do not start regaining their missing chromosomes and DNA: one in January 2022, one in November 2021, one in February 2022, and one in April 2022.

I’m worried about them. I’m worried about humanity.

(Note on November 5th, 2021: I discovered an RNA anomaly in September, also related to “Be Around Syndrome”, and I took immediate steps to cure it in the entire population. It didn’t involve any mysterious disappearances like with the chromosomes and DNA, and seemed to be some kind of surface mechanical disturbance. This one was a lot easier to fix, and the RNA anomalies should be much less by now. Because RNA can often seek out DNA in multiple cells for coding and because the RNA malfunctioning on its own has now been resolved, I believe this is a very good thing, and may have bought us some extra time for people to address the chromosome/DNA anomalies, which will very likely still cause extreme and sweeping problems and possibly extinction on its own. But the time projections will have changed now somewhat, for the better. I believe that commercial DNA analysis companies are already finding DNA more difficult to isolate and provide analysis for than before “Be Around” Syndrome emerged because there’s much less DNA in the average collected sample now. This is still not looking good.)

(Note on March 31st, 2023: I’m still concerned that I’m seeing signs of this issue out there, and I’m not sure I can fix it for the masses alone. I’m not taking regular client appointments now due to hardship, but if you wish to discuss an urgent DNA consultation, please use my contact form.)

(Note on May 11th, 2023: Cumulative excess deaths continue to rise steeply in the United States and worldwide. I realize there are several possible theories for why this may be, but I have to admit that I keep revisiting this one and wondering. I’m still worried that it’s very easy for experts to miss something this bizarre.)

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Internet addiction

I’m never online in my head. I experience myself in the room even when I’m on a screen.

I noticed in the 2010s that I’d been “storing my ego” online somewhat, as I put it, just enough that I realized it wasn’t working well for me, and the research being published at the time was bearing that out as well.

I used to speculate about what happens when most people start picturing various internet avatar pics when they think of a person they know, which did happened in the early days of the internet on message boards and so forth, but usually with strangers. What was it going to do to our brains if we started doing that with most everyone else?

By a certain point, I’d concluded that it would probably tend to make us feel vaguely anxious.

So I reoriented my perspective on the internet so that I was using it as a tool to do various things I wanted to accomplish rather than some kind of place to store my ego.

I really enjoy it.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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On Resurrection

Resurrection is a historical and physiological reality, a miracle not well understood in the modern world (nor indeed in most times). The mystery of resurrection is an extremely rare phenomenon: it’s probably only happened about a thousand times in human history so far. It’s sometimes been known to happen in clusters, affecting more than one person in a community over a short period of time: a person “dies” and then resurrects and goes on living.

Known examples include Jesus of Nazareth, Lazarus, and Babaji. In ancient Egypt, this phenomenon was very well known starting around when the Upper and Lower Kingdoms merged, and became extremely important to some of the local religions during that period as a process that aspirants could undergo in rare cases.

Resurrection can reputedly only happen to good people (i.e. individuals who are good-hearted and spiritually developed and who have comparatively good conduct), and does not happen to all good people. It is very rare. It only becomes possible after a personal spiritual ascension process has been followed far enough that the specialized glands involved have developed.

Here is an overview of real-life resurrection and the stages involved:

Death Episode or episodes
In resurrection incidents, the “death” involved is very strange. Jesus of Nazareth died by crucifixion, but it was not that he looked entirely dead. He was understood to be dead.

“He was moving and talking, they just understood he was dead.”

– a channeled bystander at the crucifixion

This is rather mysterious to understand, but rather than following actual deaths, resurrections occur in tandem with one or more “death episodes” that happen when it would otherwise be inevitable that the person actually die. At that point, instead of a permanent death, certain parts of the body become “convinced” that they are dead, and the person as well as others may have the sixth sense feeling or subtle impression that they have died. They may move their bodies and even speak during these periods, but not all do.

Resurrection
Resurrection is a physiological and chemical phenomenon. The actual coming back from a death episode can sometimes feel like an electric jolt, and it can be a very emotional experience. It is natural to feel very sad that you’ve died (even if that experience was limited to a death episode), and even more so if it was a cruel death.

The main early symptom of a resurrection is usually a sense of relief that one has not actually died all the way. Over the period of weeks or months following a death episode and resurrection the person starts to bloat. This is the most obvious sign of resurrection. It may be subtle at first, but eventually it starts to resemble a “dead man’s bloat”, and the resurrected person begins to suspect that they’re mysteriously bloated with air.

Post-Resurrection Syndrome
I call this extremely rare form of bloating and the physical problems that arise from it Post-Resurrection Syndrome. It’s an extreme process in which a lot of chemical changes take place, equipping the body for an eventual phenomenon called Transfiguration.

The gospels describe how Jesus of Nazareth was unrecognizable after his resurrection, but they don’t explain why. Those verses become clearer when it is understood that he was in fact extremely bloated from Post-Resurrection Syndrome.

Post-Resurrection Syndrome can be fairly dangerous. Many die at this stage. It can look like the resurrected person has gained a lot of weight, and like it’s very awkward weight gain at that. There’s something unnatural looking about Post-Resurrection Syndrome compared with gaining extra fat. If a resurrected person doesn’t understand what they’re dealing with, they might be tempted to diet to reduce: this is often deadly, as Post-Resurrection Syndrome and the natural processes of managing and bringing down the bloating can take a lot of energy and nutrients. According to tradition, the story of Krishna’s death involved a failure to apply enough liquid food to his body, and indeed he may have actually died by dieting during a prolonged resurrection process, possibly a second one, which would have happened many, many years after the first. It’s important to keep eating (moderately) during this time to avoid starvation, although it is true that certain foods, beverages, and medications– grapes and wine possibly being most notable among these– may exacerbate the bloating and swelling, and are better avoided, and that meat should also be avoided. If the air bloating accumulates too much air, the air pressure inside the body can be very damaging to delicate tissues and can even damage organs.

During the Post-Resurrection Syndrome phase, five small snakes appear (usually one or two at a time). They are seen in visions, and they may act as guides at certain points in the process. There’s a black one, a splendid green one, a white one, a yellow one, and a red one. Their colors seem to correspond to the alchemical stages now called nigredo, the peacock’s tail, albedo, citrinitas, and rubedo. This perhaps serves as yet another reminder that the long resurrection process that culminates in Transfiguration is highly alchemical.

Transfiguration
In ancient Egypt, they considered Post-Resurrection Syndrome, which normally lasts a year or more, to be very worth it. After Post-Resurrection Syndrome is resolved by the body (and they knew secrets for helping this along, which I’ve learned about myself over the past six months, and that I call the Egyptian Method), the Transfiguration state that follows can allegedly result in reverse aging, beautification, and extremely expanded lifespans. The lucky few could experience life for 300-800 years or more, legends said.

The resurrected person must stay good and spiritually healthy throughout the death episodes, each resurrection, Post-Resurrection Syndrome, and beyond to reach and maintain Transfiguration.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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