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RNA anomaly alert

World Shaman report: I recently discovered an RNA anomaly ravaging my body that reminded me of the DNA anomalies described as “Be Around” Syndrome. Some of the RNA wasn’t working right. There’s reason to believe that many more people were afflicted the same way, due to bizarre causes similar to how “Be Around” Syndrome developed. Fortunately, I believe I’ve been able to promptly fix this problem for the population as a whole. This should already be corrected in the population generally as of September 10, 2021.

This may save some lives, and it certainly stands to improve quality of life for many bodies. Mine is recovering from a lot of RNA malfunctioning.

My research shows that RNA plays a role in some of the chemical components of certain emotions, in pheromones, and in internal logistics for the body.

“Be Around” Syndrome DNA shortage, with its widespread chromosome/DNA loss, still seems to be raging on.

In other news, on September 9, 2021, I was able to lift all family curses on Earth. There were even some affecting other species.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Ascension

Ascension is a moderately complicated concept. It involves an alchemical, spiritual, and in some cases physical shift into being a more highly evolved and spiritually connected person. Around 2012, certain communities started buzzing with the idea that we were approaching a time when enormous numbers of people would ascend spiritually into a higher order of being and experience unprecedented blossoming. Information from what were most likely channellings on the subject was shared widely.

The term Ascension as used in this circa-and-post-2012 context does not indicate becoming less a part of three-dimensional reality (as Enoch, Elijah, and Jesus Christ were said to have ascended into heaven), but rather occupying more and more invisible dimensions above that while still alive and participating in life on Earth.

For instance, the fourth dimension contains a lot of social and emotional information. The fifth dimension transcends that and looks at an even bigger picture, and information can move even more freely there. The sixth dimension is very pure and full of good intention. A dedicated individual can theoretically ascend to invisibly occupy up to the eighth dimension (which is involved with temporal anomalies and time travel) and higher.

The (I assume) channelled information discussed an Ascension where a large portion of the population experiencing psychic phenomena, etheric sight and sound, developing more awareness, developing more brain power, an ability to process light almost like food, spiritual experiences, anatomical changes, spontaneously remembering past lives, and an increased sense of peace. I did not happen to come across the original sources for these channelings or predictions, but if you know them please leave the information in a comment. I’d appreciate it.

A Global Ascension would mean that our entire planet and all on it were experiencing a collective shift into new spiritual and experiential levels.

In 2012 I decided that ascending might help me develop some extra healing options at some point or other, and I felt a beckoning. I decided to try. I’m a futurist. I worked at my meditation skills, my philosophies, and my alchemy.

I can confirm physical and phenomenological changes connected with ascending. There have been structural changes. For instance, my skull has changed shape: the part that cradled my hindbrain has been reduced in size, which I believe likely corresponded to developing a brain structure with less hindbrain. Humans on Earth evolved such that the pons and cerebellum have vestigial functions that translate to dysfunction in a contemporary human’s modern-day life, per fairly well-accepted theories in psychology and neurology, as I understand it, in the case of the cerebellum, at least. I believe that both those brain features have been reduced in size in my case, and optimized so that I no longer experience much of that vestigial malfunctioning. Overall my skull has become bigger, and I seem to have developed a larger healthy parietal lobe.

There are other physical changes internally, many of them involving new glands and possibly a second vascular system. I’m a medical intuitive, but this stuff is rather complicated.

And my looks have shifted somewhat. This won’t necessarily happen in each individual ascension, and I’m told it can be prevented in cases where people don’t want it. I like most of the physical changes, some of them quite a lot. I think I’ve read speculation that people will tend to look better after they’ve experienced a significant personal Ascension.

I can also confirm having experienced spontaneous contact with past lives and many of the other Ascension experiences I heard and read about being expected in ascending individuals.

Evil people can’t ascend. They are disqualified. Spiritually, they are walking a grim downward spiral, not an ascending pattern. It’s a lot about getting your mind right. It’s a lot about following your intuition, and using it to do the right thing day in, day out. It’s happy work.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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The solution to a number of problems.

I think I should have a reality TV show.

My fascinating and star-studded work as a shaman would be the main premise.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Are we in a simulation?

There is an idea that we may be living in a synthetic simulation of existence. One theory (which is often described as more of a thought experiment than a hypothesis) says that if simulating existence through synthetic means can be done utilizing any possible technology at any time, it very, very likely has been done already, due to the nested nature of the pattern that would arise as soon as one baseline reality reached that technological point. In a predictable quirk of probability, under this simulation theory, we are very likely existing in a nested and more primitive state as opposed to being at the baseline level where the simulation technology would first be discovered. In that case, the theory states, we are probably simulated and there are people much like us behind it.

It isn’t like that at all. It’s impossible to simulate human consciousness. It is impossible to synthesize it. It is that special.

What is happening is that the world of matter simulates what would philosophically be called Platonic state existence. It simulates it by rendering it in matter, sort of like a 3D printer renders a computer model. That description is actually not too far off in terms of how dimensions work, and it’s fine to look at things that way.

But we’re real and this is all real.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Did you know?

Terrorists have staged a violent and pointless treasonous terrorist coup based on vandalizing existing systems. One of their primary weapons has been the systematic use of ambush, blackmail, and influence campaigns. They do not have any positive agenda nor solutions for society’s problems. A terrorist coup is not a revolution. They must be stopped (and we all know that they can stop themselves).

Our old myths are now outdated. We need valid modern myths to emerge, and their messages must be solid.

Due to a strange quirk of time that’s upcoming, the world can become much, much, much better very soon. It can become better than it’s ever been in all of human history.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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“Be Around” Syndrome check-in (July 2021)

“Be Around” Syndrome really hasn’t been off my mind since I first wrote about it here. I’ve been keeping an eye out for telltale signs that unexplained spikes in mortality may be getting noticed, and they actually are. There’s a COVID-19 pandemic muddying the waters, certainly, but it’s very possible that the DNA anomalies originating from metaphysical terrorist tactics in 2020 and 2021 may be raising death rates all over the world. Additionally, rates of miscarriage may be up, and have been erroneously linked by some to COVID-19 vaccinations, but the real reason may be DNA anomalies, if an abrupt increase is in fact occurring.

“Be Around” Syndrome is very new. It started at some point in the last year, and it spread mysteriously across the population in waves. It causes DNA and chromosomes to be absent in some cells, and makes it harder for the body to repair itself. Data clearly revealing the impact of “Be Around” Syndrome could be scarce until it’s too late, if it works quickly, since mortality rates, miscarriage rates, live birth rates, etc. are usually studied periodically across years.

The most realistic place to find signs of “Be Around” Syndrome fatalities may end up being elevated numbers of reported COVID-19 deaths. “Be Around” Syndrome makes it harder for the body to repair internal damage, would logically exacerbate the worst effects of COVID-19 (which is caused by a virus named SARS-CoV-2), a disease that can weaken internal organs. Also, deaths from unknown causes are increasingly likely to be reported as deaths related to coronavirus as the pandemic rages on.

I’m seeing possible signs that “Be Around” Syndrome’s presence is looming, but they are still subtle.

The timeline seer work I’ve done on this matter lately indicates that many human bodies will hit a crisis point from “Be Around” Syndrome DNA anomalies in October 2021, with another escalation in symptoms and even fatalities around February 2022. Populations will likely start dropping dramatically, due to deaths caused by “Be Around” Syndrome and a wide variety of comorbidities (including COVID-19).

Four of my astral contacts asked me today how long it looks like they have before their respective probabilities of survival get dangerously low due to “Be Around” Syndrome. Unfortunately, each of their timelines indicated a critical crisis point coming within the next year if those individuals do not start regaining their missing chromosomes and DNA: one in January 2022, one in November 2021, one in February 2022, and one in April 2022.

I’m worried about them. I’m worried about humanity.

(Note on November 5th, 2021: I discovered an RNA anomaly in September, also related to “Be Around Syndrome”, and I took immediate steps to cure it in the entire population. It didn’t involve any mysterious disappearances like with the chromosomes and DNA, and seemed to be some kind of surface mechanical disturbance. This one was a lot easier to fix, and the RNA anomalies should be much less by now. Because RNA can often seek out DNA in multiple cells for coding and because the RNA malfunctioning on its own has now been resolved, I believe this is a very good thing, and may have bought us some extra time for people to address the chromosome/DNA anomalies, which will very likely still cause extreme and sweeping problems and possibly extinction on its own. But the time projections will have changed now somewhat, for the better. I believe that commercial DNA analysis companies are already finding DNA more difficult to isolate and provide analysis for than before “Be Around” Syndrome emerged because there’s much less DNA in the average collected sample now. This is still not looking good.)

(Note on March 31st, 2023: I’m still concerned that I’m seeing signs of this issue out there, and I’m not sure I can fix it for the masses alone. I’m not taking regular client appointments now due to hardship, but if you wish to discuss an urgent DNA consultation, please use my contact form.)

(Note on May 11th, 2023: Cumulative excess deaths continue to rise steeply in the United States and worldwide. I realize there are several possible theories for why this may be, but I have to admit that I keep revisiting this one and wondering. I’m still worried that it’s very easy for experts to miss something this bizarre.)

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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