shamanry

The other answer to the riddle

I was working at a former job I had years ago when someone told me the Albatross Soup riddle. It’s not the oldest riddle but it’s old, and please don’t think that I won’t unfortunately spoil the answer here in order to explain something about experience. It might not be what you think, though.

Actually, I can’t imagine how anyone could successfully guess this riddle. It was a bit of a slow shift (for a busy place in general), so I spent just a little time on it, and could barely think of anything to guess about it or wonder as an entry point to guessing. It’s about a man who walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of Albatross Soup from the menu. Upon tasting it, he becomes very upset, and goes home to kill himself. What happened?

And if you’re being told this riddle it’s rather obvious you’ve just been told what happened, and the question is why. In most morbid riddles the question is actually how the trouble happened. This one’s why. Whatever.

Weirdest thing, guys. He had tasted the albatross soup and realized that an earlier time he’d been served albatross soup by a companion long ago must’ve not been albatross soup after all, and concludes it must’ve been his missing friend, who had died, because it’s probably worthwhile to tell you now, they were all shipwrecked at the time.

My coworker had to just spell this out for me directly. I did not solve the riddle. I was a little busy and distracted, and I had to ask if they’d been saved from the shipwreck. Well of course they had. And cannibalism is a real horror, and of course that’s what sits with you.

(I’ll take a moment now to explain that cannibalism is a topic I revile in general. I especially hate when people claim that it’s culturally relative, or describe it as a “practice”, as if travelling ethnographers were never told stories of abnormal psychology and local criminal types, when of course that’s sometimes half of what someone would probably think to talk about if asked about a place, its local stories, etc. That cuts across cultures. I think it’s very odd and probably inaccurate to think that cannibals are often a commonplace part of a community, though in fact the decent people may have to run them out of town differently depending on how the locale works and what structures make it up. I’m sure it’s very rude to think that it’s normal anywhere. The risk ends up being that one becomes blasé about such things due to the misinformation, or even believes such an attitude to be some type of enlightened, and at that point something’s gone wrong. Be more tender, be more thoughtful, please. All that’s not part of the riddle, and constitutes a digression, but I think it’s right to cover if the topic comes up.)

Anyway, there’s a hidden response some people may have had in the very early days of this riddle: Well, maybe it wasn’t an albatross the first time. Maybe it was a pelican.

They’re somewhat similar marine birds, but a pelican claims to be much like a man, and may in fact have a very similar hormonal profile to humans. This could’ve at times caused confusion for various reasons, though I won’t harp on why. Apparently, it was more likely for a sailor to give the hidden response if they had been four times around the entire world by ship, and I have to suppose this was due to encountering a wider range of companions, exposing them to more stories.

I think this might explain the riddle of why this strange riddle exists.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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The Monomyth

The hero’s journey, or monomyth, is an idea extensively detailed and explored in author Joseph Campbell’s work, and notably his book The Hero with a Thousand Faces. The hero’s journey is a narrative pattern informed by a syncretic analysis of numerous myths and folk tales from all over the world. It is a foundational layer of story that generically explores how a person could become a hero.

“Hero” is an archetype. Pioneering psychiatrist Carl Jung talked a lot about archetypes, which are somewhat mysterious in nature, but they are essentially, like the hero’s journey, something like mythic templates. Unlike the hero’s journey, which is a template for a story, archetypes are usually templates for characters. But not all characters are archetypes, which have a particular kind of power that’s hard to come by. Real and fictional heroes actually both have something of this in their nature, being larger than life because of rare and particular achievements, as well being of very good character.

Deconstructing a hero within fiction too much leaves you with something less inspiring, and you usually lose the archetypal nature of the character. You’ll just have a protagonist, then, or possibly even less. They still might be referred to as the hero of the story, but they are usually not an archetypal hero.

I like archetypes a lot as a subject, in part because the more alchemy I’ve practiced, the more a doorway into their arcane mysteries has opened up to me. When I was in eleventh grade, I remember asking my English teacher if there was a list of all the archetypes I could find somewhere. He said there wasn’t one that he knew of, which was the right answer. An exhaustive list is actually probably not available, but nor are archetypes up to the discretion of the writer or audience. They are more objective than that. There’s something about them that’s like those mineral compounds that can be polished into gems. Some may still be unknown, but there are quite a few we know of, and their luster is predictable if they are pure enough.

So what happens to a hero? Campbell’s proposed monomyth contains seventeen steps, which I’ll add concise original descriptions of, according to how I’ve come to understand them after exactly the amount of alchemical work I’ve done plus the sheer amount of suffering I’ve gone through by the time I’m writing this.

The Call to Adventure
The hero is more or less a normal person at this stage, but there’s something about them, or there’s something about the world they’re in, that has the potential to explode into an incandescent adventure. Human condition, I guess you could say.
Refusal of the Call
But the hero would prefer to live some version of the life they can see all around them, thank you very much.
Supernatural Aid
Not so fast, says something genuinely abnormal. To the hero, it is possible that this stage feels very far from what they would recognize as “aid”. Maybe it feels worthwhile, and maybe it doesn’t. It can be a mentor with a certain spiritual connection, or a mysterious happening, or a mystical experience.
The Crossing of the First Threshold
The hero can’t stay where they are, doing what they probably thought they wanted to do when they were refusing the call. They have to get moving.
Belly of the Whale
The bad news is, that this endeavor isn’t going to be quite as easy as the hero probably deserves. A problem arises, and the hero faces it, more or less alone. This moment probably proves something about the hero: maybe that they’re a good person (which heroes have to be), or that they have the right idea (which is helpful for a hero), or that they have skills or potential or fortitude (which heroes have to have).
The Road of Trials
The hero has to keep moving, and alas, the way is arduous. Difficulties arise along the way, defining the adventure as a quest, as opposed to a mere travel log.
The Meeting with the Goddess
This one is rather confusing when you’re doing literary analysis, as most stories do not feature a meeting with any actual goddesses. This is a reference to finding something special. Perhaps it’s adapted from the theological theory that the manifest universe is the domain of the Goddess in a particular way. At this point, the manifest universe somehow seems to have a pinnacle to show the hero. It can be an item, a goddess, a splendid city, or something else, but it is worth seeing.
Temptation
Here is where the question “Why continue?” or “Why go anywhere else?” comes up in one way or another, but it is not wholesome in contrast to the hero’s actual destiny. Once the hero comes to realize this, the hero rejects the temptation to halt the quest, and continues on.
Atonement/Abyss
Something happens that brings up a new idea: someone or something might have a quarrel with the hero based on the hero’s history, nature, or conduct, or based on the nature of reality itself. Suddenly there is a problem that cannot be solved so directly as the prior challenges. The hero must confront something about themselves here, and understand who they the hero are, what they’ve done, and how they feel about the world, all well enough to navigate this stage.
Apotheosis
Oh good, the hero did a good job navigating the last stage! Now they’re the bigger person, compared with before. They are something larger than life, and their instincts will from now on be to do the very right thing.
The Ultimate Boon
Now the hero reaches a key objective, getting something they needed or at least wanted very much and are not entirely undeserving of.
Refusal of the Return
There is likely something on the journey or at the end of the journey that the hero doesn’t want to leave. But one thing the hero has learned is that not everything can stay exactly the same all the time. What we see here is actually usually much more like reluctance than refusal, though stories may vary. A hero at this stage can move forward if they know they’re supposed to. They just can.
The Magic Flight
The hero starts on the journey home, usually with the ultimate boon or something gained from it.
Rescue
The hero deserves help, and sometimes they really need it by now. It’s usually help from someone or something powerful, and this is where it comes in.
The Crossing of the Return Threshold
At this point the hero often returns in some way to what one could call the real world, which is at least semi-distinct from the more single-minded existence of the quest. This is where that shift occurs. The hero may be reunited with previous companions, locales, or pursuits.
Master of the Two Worlds
This is where the hero integrates back into that real world, but this time as a person who has developed new abilities, new understanding, and the right instincts. The world is lucky to have a person such as this. They have the education and life experience that faithfully following the quest offered them, and they are better for it.
Freedom to Live
Life can be good, and the hero is ready– and well-equipped– to live it. Sometimes the status quo even changes because what came before was so pivotal in the world, and part of the hero’s great reward is this: it’s a better status quo.

For real life heroes, hewing to the best in themselves can take them into and through some of these steps rather naturally, sometimes in this order, sometimes in a different order.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Welcome to the straightaway

Technically speaking, we’ve run out of Kali Yuga. As such, we’re now experiencing the earliest part of the Satya Yuga (also called Krita Yuga; Satya means “truth”, and Krita means “perfect”). This is in terms of galactic positioning, as we’ve just navigated a very sharp corner (or type of corner) that’s been associated with the Kali Yuga and the transition into the Satya Yuga at least once before. It is still essential for people to bring humanity and civilization into this highly favorable time by promoting dharma, but the corner appears to be turned, which means that we are officially clean out of the Kali Yuga (and in a Satya hyperimperative), in terms of spacetime and its odd characteristics.

There was a point earlier this year when both the Sun and Moon joined Jupiter in Taurus, which might have signaled the official turning point esoterically. The magnetic signal may have been triggered more recently, probably within the last month.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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The Bermuda Triangle

The mystery of the Bermuda Triangle is that it is one of the least navigable and accessible places on Earth, and the reason for the difficulty has been somewhat unclear. The Bermuda Triangle is a large geographical area in the Atlantic Ocean, near the Tropic of Cancer, North America, and the Bahamas, triangular in shape with points usually defined roughly by Bermuda, Puerto Rico, and South Florida. There’s a long history of ships and planes going missing while trying to explore it or even pass through.

Nowadays, people sometimes dispute that it is a particularly dangerous place at all, or point out that its location makes it extremely likely that Atlantic hurricanes and tropical storms will pass through that area, which might explain enough. But maybe it doesn’t, because if you ask the dinosaurs there, they might have additional insight.

The various leviathans and pteranodon-type species are apparently very territorial, and seem to have a record of aggressively taking down both seafaring and airfaring vessels respectively, which may be part of the reason that so few people have ever set foot on the dinosaur-inhabited islands of the Bermuda Triangle, but there is no reason to believe it would ever be safe to do so. The climate there is right for these animals.

The dinosaurs and dinosaur-like species of the Bermuda Triangle urge people not to test this theory by visiting the Bermuda Triangle. This is not a joke. I present it with the common sense assumption that the population of people who would be more motivated to enter the Bermuda Triangle as a result of hearing this theory is smaller than the population of clever people who would naturally be less motivated to enter it by hearing it. I would like to emphasize that whether you believe this theory or not, there is a reason the Bermuda Triangle has a deadly reputation, and that there is no reason to take this lightly out of an interest in dinosaurs, a delight in novelty, nor anything else.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Pole shift corner theory

a composite image of the Eastern hemisphere of Earth by satellite
Photo of Earth by NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center

“Understand I’ve been in that water like I’m a dolphin.” – Lil Wayne

I like to think of us hurdling through space. As a planet, I mean. We know that we are not stationary. The moon loops around us, barely spinning enough to even claim it has a rotation. We spin, as we circle our sun. I like to imagine that some of the planets may seem to the sun like parts of itself, like appendages, and the rest maybe like something it exhaled once, and that’s how much a solar system is all one thing. To a person perhaps it’s a lot like a clock with gears, which anyway does revolve around something else itself: the binary star Sirius.

And yes, we’re all moving in a direction together. It is shockingly fast. We can estimate that the sun is booking it through space at about 14,820 kilometers per hour, and Earth is keeping pace with it as it moves. It is very hard for us to know whether that’s a stable estimate or whether it sometimes speeds up or slows down on its path, but our solar system never stands still. It is always going somewhere, and fast.

When people say that time is moving extra quickly, maybe they mean that our sun and its solar system are moving that way. Maybe days and nights can come on comparatively slowly at other times. These things are sometimes a little hard to wrap one’s brain around.

And all this has probably had something to do with what’s been going on with Earth’s poles. Over the last several years, reports have come in that NASA says the poles are in the process of flipping totally north to south, that the magnetic north pole is moving hundreds of kilometers, and even that the poles flip all the time, as frequently as every eleven years (which I suppose isn’t too surprising even if the reports do give an impression of contradicting each other somewhat, if for no other reason than that many different people do work for NASA). It’s hard to tell what’s really going on, but total pole shift has certainly been a big theme on the internet in the last five years. Many people seem to think that whatever is going on now, there is a major magnetic event occurring on Earth in the last decade or so, involving the poles, that the Earth’s magnetics have been considerably chaotic lately, and that the degree to which this is true now is on the rare side. And things have seemed particularly strange overall here on Earth over the last five years. According to Earth Logos, we are actually rounding some kind of corner in the galaxy. Thinking about physics, this could disrupt the balance of our poles and it could also cause an acceleration as we navigate the physics of a corner as a sphere.

Theoretically we’re coming up on a comparative straightaway soon, and that could be a gracious thing to experience indeed, speaking in terms of magnetics and their affects on organisms. What isn’t quite clear is whether the pole adjustment will prove to be permanent, long-term, or temporary once we finish rounding the corner, but a long-term or permanent pole adjustment would inevitably cause natural long-term or permanent climate shifts in all or most areas, as the equator and tropics and all relative positions to them and to the poles will also shift position.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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The Riddle of the Emerald Tablet

The Emerald Tablet of Hermes Trismegistus is a mysterious text renowned in the Middle Ages and beyond as part of the Hermetica, a mostly-lost alchemical literary tradition. The Emerald Tablet itself is an ancient mystical riddle. Below is the solved version, reconstructed from many centuries ago and published for the first time (you can easily find the traditional unsolved version of the Emerald Tablet in many translations by searching online).

The Solution to the Riddle of the Emerald Tablet:

This is assuredly true:
Humans above the ground can learn from the rocks and stones below the ground,
Just as rocks and stones below the ground have been listening to the humans above the ground.
And herein we will tell you of a miracle that they are all a part of.
Here is what the emeralds have learned, and what the emeralds say:
The world is one thing altogether. It is true!
Thus all that happens in the world is happening to the world, and the world itself is conscious of it.
The Sun is the father of this world.
The Moon is known as its mother.
The wind is more responsible for the world and its consciousness than you may know.
It is the planet Earth that sustains it, this one thing that is the world altogether.
God/the good thing did bid this world exist, and if God/the good thing is fully manifest in the world, the one thing will be perfected at last.
Understand spirit and nurture it with goodness, rejecting vulgar and materialist viewpoints.
Become wise and careful.
Integrate your flights of spirit well; do not forget this lesson.
It is important and brings glory to your intellect to see the world this way.
This lesson will be repeated a thousand years from now if you share it well.
The force of this world’s unity is the strongest force known within it. This unity snakes through all things subtle and all things solid on Earth, and cannot be subdued.
By this unified world your human world was created.
This unified world gives birth to many adaptations.
This was written by Hermes Trismegistus, who studies God, humans, and Earth: all three.
This Earth and its grand elaborations reveal themselves to be the great work of the Sun, a work that is both complete and incomplete, for it is fully formed and ever changing.


In understanding the profundity of this mystical riddle, it may be helpful to keep in mind that humans could not have technically confirmed that Earth is in fact a planet until we were able to photograph it from space or orbit. I specify the reference to planet Earth in the solution, but the wording in English translations of the riddle is more vague, and in fact there’s reason to believe that most if not all people for most of history had vague and varying ideas about what Earth is. Perhaps less so emeralds.

The title of the Emerald Tablet is in fact a clue to its riddle’s provenance and solution: the message originally comes from mineral intelligence channeled through a person who gave himself the pen name Hermes Trismegistus, and refers to a mystical unified theory about our green planet, Earth.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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