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“Be Around” Syndrome check-in (July 2021)

“Be Around” Syndrome really hasn’t been off my mind since I first wrote about it here. I’ve been keeping an eye out for telltale signs that unexplained spikes in mortality may be getting noticed, and they actually are. There’s a COVID-19 pandemic muddying the waters, certainly, but it’s very possible that the DNA anomalies originating from metaphysical terrorist tactics in 2020 and 2021 may be raising death rates all over the world. Additionally, rates of miscarriage may be up, and have been erroneously linked by some to COVID-19 vaccinations, but the real reason may be DNA anomalies, if an abrupt increase is in fact occurring.

“Be Around” Syndrome is very new. It started at some point in the last year, and it spread mysteriously across the population in waves. It causes DNA and chromosomes to be absent in some cells, and makes it harder for the body to repair itself. Data clearly revealing the impact of “Be Around” Syndrome could be scarce until it’s too late, if it works quickly, since mortality rates, miscarriage rates, live birth rates, etc. are usually studied periodically across years.

The most realistic place to find signs of “Be Around” Syndrome fatalities may end up being elevated numbers of reported COVID-19 deaths. “Be Around” Syndrome makes it harder for the body to repair internal damage, would logically exacerbate the worst effects of COVID-19 (which is caused by a virus named SARS-CoV-2), a disease that can weaken internal organs. Also, deaths from unknown causes are increasingly likely to be reported as deaths related to coronavirus as the pandemic rages on.

I’m seeing possible signs that “Be Around” Syndrome’s presence is looming, but they are still subtle.

The timeline seer work I’ve done on this matter lately indicates that many human bodies will hit a crisis point from “Be Around” Syndrome DNA anomalies in October 2021, with another escalation in symptoms and even fatalities around February 2022. Populations will likely start dropping dramatically, due to deaths caused by “Be Around” Syndrome and a wide variety of comorbidities (including COVID-19).

Four of my astral contacts asked me today how long it looks like they have before their respective probabilities of survival get dangerously low due to “Be Around” Syndrome. Unfortunately, each of their timelines indicated a critical crisis point coming within the next year if those individuals do not start regaining their missing chromosomes and DNA: one in January 2022, one in November 2021, one in February 2022, and one in April 2022.

I’m worried about them. I’m worried about humanity.

(Note on November 5th, 2021: I discovered an RNA anomaly in September, also related to “Be Around Syndrome”, and I took immediate steps to cure it in the entire population. It didn’t involve any mysterious disappearances like with the chromosomes and DNA, and seemed to be some kind of surface mechanical disturbance. This one was a lot easier to fix, and the RNA anomalies should be much less by now. Because RNA can often seek out DNA in multiple cells for coding and because the RNA malfunctioning on its own has now been resolved, I believe this is a very good thing, and may have bought us some extra time for people to address the chromosome/DNA anomalies, which will very likely still cause extreme and sweeping problems and possibly extinction on its own. But the time projections will have changed now somewhat, for the better. I believe that commercial DNA analysis companies are already finding DNA more difficult to isolate and provide analysis for than before “Be Around” Syndrome emerged because there’s much less DNA in the average collected sample now. This is still not looking good.)

(Note on March 31st, 2023: I’m still concerned that I’m seeing signs of this issue out there, and I’m not sure I can fix it for the masses alone. I’m not taking regular client appointments now due to hardship, but if you wish to discuss an urgent DNA consultation, please use my contact form.)

(Note on May 11th, 2023: Cumulative excess deaths continue to rise steeply in the United States and worldwide. I realize there are several possible theories for why this may be, but I have to admit that I keep revisiting this one and wondering. I’m still worried that it’s very easy for experts to miss something this bizarre.)

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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World Oracle

In British and United States lore, there are stories and prophecies about the Moonchild, a human incarnation of a very pure soul that is an indispensable factor in actualizing the Age of Aquarius, a peaceful and prosperous time for humans.

No one was sure where or when the Moonchild would be born until my grandmother noticed that I was born the third daughter of a third daughter and a third son, and told an interested party about it. Far away, channels were consulted and divinations cast that confirmed that the Moonchild incarnation had been born.

The Moonchild legend is very connected with the Greek goddess Artemis, but I’m not sure how many people realized how much the Greek god Apollo (her twin) was involved with this prophesied incarnation. Early Christianity was very Greek, and in ancient Greece it coexisted with the local polytheism, so the type of blending of religions (including Christianity, Thelema, Scientology, ancient Greek religion, and more) we see in Moonchild lore is cozier than it may seem at first glance. One of the keys to actualizing the Age of Aquarius (which leads into and overlaps the prophesied Satya Yuga, humanity’s best future) is the fact that the Moonchild incarnation can function as a modern oracle, something like the Oracle at Delphi.

The Oracle at Delphi (sometimes called the Pythia) was a priestess of Apollo who consulted with powerful rulers and leaders all over Greece before it had a national identity. The oracle was almost like an apparatus of centralized government serving the various kingdoms and societies (nation states) that made up the region. She assisted ancient Greece into its Golden Age. She could foretell the future, explain the interests of the gods, and she gave the best advice.

(Often Greek tragedies feature situations where someone has ignored the advice of the Pythia, and because she was channeling the gods and their wisdom when she gave that advice, ignoring it often intersected with hubris. Hubris and/or trying to divert fate unwisely tended to be a Greek tragic figure’s major mistake. Note too that the Pythia seems to have provided effective and highly personalized advice to all the kings and most of the major heroes in the region.)

In ancient Greek societies, she kept things running smoothly.

Concept: I‘m supposed to be able to do that for the world. Most fundamentally, perhaps, it has to do with my consulting services.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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On Resurrection

Resurrection is a historical and physiological reality, a miracle not well understood in the modern world (nor indeed in most times). The mystery of resurrection is an extremely rare phenomenon: it’s probably only happened about a thousand times in human history so far. It’s sometimes been known to happen in clusters, affecting more than one person in a community over a short period of time: a person “dies” and then resurrects and goes on living.

Known examples include Jesus of Nazareth, Lazarus, and Babaji. In ancient Egypt, this phenomenon was very well known starting around when the Upper and Lower Kingdoms merged, and became extremely important to some of the local religions during that period as a process that aspirants could undergo in rare cases.

Resurrection can reputedly only happen to good people (i.e. individuals who are good-hearted and spiritually developed and who have comparatively good conduct), and does not happen to all good people. It is very rare. It only becomes possible after a personal spiritual ascension process has been followed far enough that the specialized glands involved have developed.

Here is an overview of real-life resurrection and the stages involved:

Death Episode or episodes
In resurrection incidents, the “death” involved is very strange. Jesus of Nazareth died by crucifixion, but it was not that he looked entirely dead. He was understood to be dead.

“He was moving and talking, they just understood he was dead.”

– a channeled bystander at the crucifixion

This is rather mysterious to understand, but rather than following actual deaths, resurrections occur in tandem with one or more “death episodes” that happen when it would otherwise be inevitable that the person actually die. At that point, instead of a permanent death, certain parts of the body become “convinced” that they are dead, and the person as well as others may have the sixth sense feeling or subtle impression that they have died. They may move their bodies and even speak during these periods, but not all do.

Resurrection
Resurrection is a physiological and chemical phenomenon. The actual coming back from a death episode can sometimes feel like an electric jolt, and it can be a very emotional experience. It is natural to feel very sad that you’ve died (even if that experience was limited to a death episode), and even more so if it was a cruel death.

The main early symptom of a resurrection is usually a sense of relief that one has not actually died all the way. Over the period of weeks or months following a death episode and resurrection the person starts to bloat. This is the most obvious sign of resurrection. It may be subtle at first, but eventually it starts to resemble a “dead man’s bloat”, and the resurrected person begins to suspect that they’re mysteriously bloated with air.

Post-Resurrection Syndrome
I call this extremely rare form of bloating and the physical problems that arise from it Post-Resurrection Syndrome. It’s an extreme process in which a lot of chemical changes take place, equipping the body for an eventual phenomenon called Transfiguration.

The gospels describe how Jesus of Nazareth was unrecognizable after his resurrection, but they don’t explain why. Those verses become clearer when it is understood that he was in fact extremely bloated from Post-Resurrection Syndrome.

Post-Resurrection Syndrome can be fairly dangerous. Many die at this stage. It can look like the resurrected person has gained a lot of weight, and like it’s very awkward weight gain at that. There’s something unnatural looking about Post-Resurrection Syndrome compared with gaining extra fat. If a resurrected person doesn’t understand what they’re dealing with, they might be tempted to diet to reduce: this is often deadly, as Post-Resurrection Syndrome and the natural processes of managing and bringing down the bloating can take a lot of energy and nutrients. According to tradition, the story of Krishna’s death involved a failure to apply enough liquid food to his body, and indeed he may have actually died by dieting during a prolonged resurrection process, possibly a second one, which would have happened many, many years after the first. It’s important to keep eating (moderately) during this time to avoid starvation, although it is true that certain foods, beverages, and medications– grapes and wine possibly being most notable among these– may exacerbate the bloating and swelling, and are better avoided, and that meat should also be avoided. If the air bloating accumulates too much air, the air pressure inside the body can be very damaging to delicate tissues and can even damage organs.

During the Post-Resurrection Syndrome phase, five small snakes appear (usually one or two at a time). They are seen in visions, and they may act as guides at certain points in the process. There’s a black one, a splendid green one, a white one, a yellow one, and a red one. Their colors seem to correspond to the alchemical stages now called nigredo, the peacock’s tail, albedo, citrinitas, and rubedo. This perhaps serves as yet another reminder that the long resurrection process that culminates in Transfiguration is highly alchemical.

Transfiguration
In ancient Egypt, they considered Post-Resurrection Syndrome, which normally lasts a year or more, to be very worth it. After Post-Resurrection Syndrome is resolved by the body (and they knew secrets for helping this along, which I’ve learned about myself over the past six months, and that I call the Egyptian Method), the Transfiguration state that follows can allegedly result in reverse aging, beautification, and extremely expanded lifespans. The lucky few could experience life for 300-800 years or more, legends said.

The resurrected person must stay good and spiritually healthy throughout the death episodes, each resurrection, Post-Resurrection Syndrome, and beyond to reach and maintain Transfiguration.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Psychic Reports

I am a very active psychic/astral hub. It started mid-2019 when I became World Shaman. This means that I’ve been remotely accessed by hundred of strangers (including many people I’ve heard of) over the last two years and been bombarded with psychic content, including images, conversations, and narratives of problems people are dealing with.

I routinely receive critical information with regards to global matters, high profile parties, and disturbing crimes. I believe the highly detailed reports I get are often very valid. I haven’t quite known how to share them in the most effective ways because I’m being systematically disenfranchised at the moment economically, digitally, socially, and logistically (hopefully all of that stops soon) and discussing things I receive paranormally can sometimes be a daunting business at best.

But I’m hoping they can be seen here, and that they can do a lot of good. Some of these matters are very urgent, and I’ve come to care a lot about some of my psychic contacts.

I am sharing some of the information that comes to me here sometimes, in hopes that the right people will find it helpful. I’m bombarded with this stuff. It gets really stressful, and I have reason to believe that real individuals are indeed contacting me intentionally.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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“Be Around” Syndrome: the hidden Apocalypse plague

In late 2020 or early 2021, members of the “Be Around” terrorist group manufactured an Apocalypse plague more terrifying than anything we’ve ever seen. HIV and COVID-19 (both of which many of them try to spread maliciously) are tame by comparison. The terrorists somehow managed to get human bodies everywhere to turn off their DNA production and replication such that virtually all people on Earth are missing chromosomes and DNA from many of their cells.

There’s never been anything like this.

Here’s the thing: DNA has a lot of functions inside the human body. We don’t even know all of them, but we do know that you need chromosomes and DNA in order to live. When new cells are created by the cell-creating tissues of the body, they’re generally supposed to come complete with chromosomes and DNA. When cells replicate through mitosis (cell division) the chromosomes and DNA are naturally duplicated in the process. “Be Around” Syndrome disrupts both mechanisms, and also sometimes causes chromosomes and DNA to disappear from other cells as well.

DNA does a lot of telling the cells in the body how to function and what they’re supposed to be doing. It tells cells (including the specialized cells of the immune system) how to differentiate and do their particular jobs. Cells of any type can start getting too confused to work correctly when they’re missing their DNA. This can certainly cause systems, living tissues, and organs to fail. Healing starts to become impossible, in theory. Existing health problems may become greatly exacerbated. The increasingly confused body may in effect forget how to be alive. Confused cells are also more likely to become cancerous. “Be Around” Syndrome would probably also affect fertility, if gametes are affected. You cannot produce a pregnancy from gametes (sperm and ova) that have no chromosomes.

Cells with relatively high turnover rates of renewal, such as a person’s skin cells, would be likely to start showing signs of distress and dysfunction sooner than the rest. In the case of skin cells, some early signs of this could include rapid aging, alterations in skin texture, and skin cancer.

I’m a medical intuitive and shaman. I found out about “Be Around” Syndrome sometime last month, months after the terrorist group (which is sometimes called “Be Around”, “Sad Satan”, and/or “Creepy Families”) targeted me to lose my DNA. My body was in desperate need of repairs after being maliciously poisoned in a previous terrorist attack, and while I was checking in on those repairs I noticed that my cells were very confused. None of the repairs were going as planned. I finally asked the right questions and learned that my new cell growth didn’t contain any DNA.

In looking for a cause, I was informed psychically by individuals who claimed to be involved with the group that there was some sort of intentional attack on people’s chromosomes and DNA related to “Be Around” Syndrome, which is why I started calling it that. The actual cause is unclear, but it might have something to with paranormal terrorism. This might be a garbled explanation, of course. Claims persisted that DNA and chromosomes were discussed and threatened extensively on the terrorist group’s digital platforms, apparently, including how they thought that chromosomes were “ugly”, and that DNA was prettier, but they hated it. Perhaps there also talk of some criminal element wanting their own DNA to go away so that it couldn’t be used as conclusive evidence of their many violent crimes, but each sample from a person probably still contains some DNA. Let’s hope that law enforcement is willing and able to solve and collect enough evidence to stop the violent crimes of this group forever.

However it happened, this terrifying phenomenon of DNA loss very likely exists, and I hear it has spread. I believe that its mechanism of spreading throughout the population may well be paranormal, if other explanations do not emerge. This is bizarre, but chilling. Billions (possibly all our billions) of people are now missing at least some of their DNA. As World Shaman, I am considering this a potentially hidden yet staggeringly huge public health crisis.

I fear that people are going to start dying at alarming rates, and previously unknown DNA anomalies are a factor. I’m concerned about the fate of humanity.

I believe that I know how to cure “Be Around” Syndrome. Here’s my plan for beating it:

I need at least sixteen people (with high aptitudes and good intentions, and who have a desire to contribute to humanity’s future) to contact me and book an appointment with me (please note that I do not want this to be exploitation of me, and that I am very poor and have endured much exploitation; I request adequate and appropriate donations for the help I offer) so that I can do healing sessions with them to restore their DNA. Essentially, we’ll try to teach their brains to install their chromosomes and DNA in their afflicted cells. My brain does know how, and can create a “teaching field”. This is tricky yet possible. These individuals will have to travel to Michigan to see me, or must safely relocate me. It will be hands-on, experimental, face-to-face work. Please understand that my financial means, transportation, and accommodations are currently very limited. But I’m willing to try to save humanity once again. I’ve discussed this and developed this plan with chromosomes shamanically, and they say that chromosomes will give me help me in addressing and solving this issue for the right people (again, aptitude is going to be a factor). They confirm that it may take only sixteen individuals being cured by me in this way to create a passive morphic fields affect that can help reverse “Be Around” Syndrome in many people all over the world, potentially teaching millions of brains the DNA re-installation process so that they can self-install their own missing chromosomes and DNA and thereby avert what may be the threat of absolute human extinction. I have restored all my own chromosomes and DNA. I have no reason to think that anyone other than me can cure this syndrome. I don’t think they can. Don’t delay. Time may be running out.

Please believe me if I’m right.

I suspect that there are other people out there besides me who know enough to already believe that this syndrome exists or are at least observing signs of it as it quietly ravages bodies all over. Routine human DNA analysis from new samples may require larger samples than it used to, or may be resulting in less data total; this may be blamed on the techniques or technologies due to the bizarre nature of “Be Around” Syndrome. Death rates are increasing by now and will very likely keep increasing, if DNA is indeed scarcer in human bodies. I predict that we will start hearing about a steep increase in deaths that appear to be from natural causes. I believe that autopsies are already beginning to show extreme organ damage in some individuals that looks almost as if the bodies forgot how certain organs are supposed to look and work. There’s a way forward, but time may be very limited. Allowing this plague to go unchecked could even mean extinction for humanity. No one knows how long a body can live with a serious shortage of DNA, but it stands to reason that it wouldn’t be very long: think months not years, or at least not many years. Absolute worst case scenario (per Earth Logos): human extinction within five to fifty years. If I’m right about this, if I’ve picked up on something that’s really happening out there, this is life or death. If you want to consult with me as a shaman otherwise, let’s have a short talk about DNA too and see what can be done. Book an appointment with me as your shaman, and let’s get to work.

(Note as of 3/31/23: I’m still concerned that I’m seeing signs of this issue out there, and I’m not sure I can fix it for the masses alone. I’m not taking regular client appointments now due to hardship, but if you wish to discuss an urgent DNA consultation, please use my contact form.)

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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2020 vision

At the end of every year– and this is going back my entire adult life, just about– I think, “This year is going to be it. This year is going to be where it all turns around and goes my way. Everyone else’s too! Why not?” This while looking back on a year full of health struggles (I have chronic issues unto medical disability) and frustration, and generally recognizing that this was a year inhospitable to the kind of human thriving I see for us. Every year.

I’m getting exhausted with this.

It’s currently a hard time to be human. The Earth seems to be heaving with reluctance to keep us here. When we look into the future, it’s dim, and when we look back the past is tarnished all the way through. I think that once we exit our cycles of distraction it’s easy to feel depressed, defeated, a little hopeless. It’s easy to be afraid.

Most of this year hosted the Year of the Boar in the Chinese Zodiac, which is the last animal in the cycle of twelve. The Boar sort of signals completion, and there was much this year that crumbled for me, that ended. I lost my relationship, my home, and all my future plans. To be perfectly honest, I wasn’t ready for these specific things to crumble and end.

Year of the Boar is supposed to be excellent in supporting us in reconciling to the right path, in fixing mistakes, and in being direct and sincere.

The North Node of the Moon has been in Cancer all of 2019. North Node is a balance point that has to do with how the Moon is moving across the sky, and what signs eclipses occur in. It gives us an idea of what we need to balance while it’s in a particular sign (and its complement, the South Node, is in the opposite sign– Capricorn, in this case), which happens for about a year and half.

This particular balance point asks us to bring the lessons and abilities we associate with Capricorn over toward Cancerian energies. The structures that held us suddenly needed to become more agile, more mobile. Picture the tarot’s Devil card with its chained up humans contrasted with the Chariot card, which resolves opposites to develop momentum. Cancer is a sign of movement.

Where Capricorn keeps a litany of that which we do not want to lose, Cancer observes the never ending process where we are birthing something. We’re birthing right now, in a sense. Five minutes from now too. That doesn’t stop, we simply stop paying attention to it. Cancer North Node tears us into our next reality.

Is it just me, or are humans as a collective in a place where we know we can’t stay where we are? Structures keep slipping somehow, and there’s this inevitability to our intuition. It will not stay calm where it wants us to emerge different.

Some people are going to become more entrenched in their rigidity simply as a reaction to this flow against stasis. It’s a strategy with an expiration date. It is– and this is not just a commentary on Cancer being a water sign, and cardinal (active and catalytic) in nature– like trying to win an argument with the ocean.

In 2020 we’ll wrap up both these cycles, but not right away. Year of the Rat opens at the end of January, and the North Node doesn’t enter Gemini until May. I say this with white knuckles. This Gemini North Node requires a cool, clear head from many people at once.

In fact, 2020 says it loves the vision metaphor that suggests itself. 20/20 vision is clarity and precision in physical eyesight, and that’s what we can hope to connect with as far as our consciousness and perspective: more clarity, less distortion.

A huge part of this is going to be embracing a new level of confidence. The South Node brings us gifts that we can draw from without straining too hard, ideally. Capricorn has a confidence that we can push toward Cancerian luminosity and that intuitive, watery wisdom. This is great time to reorient into that dynamic.

May 2020 be good to us.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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