Lync Dalton (Carolyn Dalton), shaman and writer
I am asking for help surviving all over this site. It’s obvious. Donating to me will do that, and I’d really appreciate it. I hope you like the site and want me to keep it up.
I’m not in a position to service shamanry clients by appointment right now, due to hardship. I’m doing a lot on an ambient level still, and I hope that’s helping many.
(There are no Easter egg pages to be found on this page at this time. Have a nice day!)
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The rest of this page is mostly for people who might want to see me specifically for their shaman needs or an astrological consultation.
I am shaman/astrologer to the stars. I may already be your shaman, and you may already know exactly what I mean by that. Support me as your personal shaman and/or as a shaman doing good in your world and community, please.
Charge: Honor system. Sufficient and appropriate monetary donations, please. I need to live. I’ll give it to you straight: my functional time is precious, as I live with disabilities, including severe chronic fatigue and severe chronic pain. Please never take advantage of a legitimate shaman whose services you have used. Never do harm to a legitimate shaman. These are ancient and enduring principles. I continue to hope for a clientele that takes care of me.
Over the last few years I’ve helped a lot of people remotely, sometimes with very specific concerns that they brought to me. I’ve done a lot of consulting and more that way. I’ve tried to convey that I do desperately need payment for these services, but I am still extremely poor despite being tapped for services by a very financially capable clientele. I’ve been assured by many of them that I can expect payment, but it hasn’t come yet. So far I have been uniformly stiffed. I am willing to see people in person as well, but services are services. If you have used any of my services remotely, including sacred sexuality sessions (consensual on my part or not) I am still awaiting payment from you. Please be courteous enough to compensate me for services rendered (even if I am a woman).
Here’s where I mention the concrete world-saving measures that have required so much ceremonial time and effort from me since 2019 in reaction to severe metaphysical abuses unleashed on the world around that time, which I realize may be hard to understand or believe, but maybe you remember. Obviously I have no idea how to make that cleanup anything but totally thankless work from a compensation standpoint, but I couldn’t let the world fall to ruin. Traditionally, shamans got payment and status from their communities for work like that, and I’ve been doing it for the world.
I am integrity-oriented and results-oriented. My shamanry practice is good work to be doing on Earth. I’m sure about it.
Contact me:
Contact form on Weirdo Camp
email: wepwawetasart@gmail.com
phone: TBA (texting enabled phone, please text me to arrange a time to talk; I do try to pick up calls when possible, but texts are most reliable; my voicemail seems to only work sporadically for the time being, unfortunately)
Book an appointment with me for:
Hermetic Astrology: astrological readings, birth chart analysis, shamanic astrology, astrological therapy, synastry, event astrology
Shamanry: general shamanry (for individuals, companies, or communities; please note that I do not use nor supply any illegal nor grey-legal substances in my shamanry practice), shamanism, astral appointments, in-person appointments, telecommunications appointments, virtual friend/guide, life coach, ceremonies, crystal shamanry, spiritual medium, psychic medium, shamanic retrieval, spiritual counseling, psychic readings, channeling, health, medical intuitive readings, intuitive diagnosis, healing, nutrition and supplement consultation, health coaching, DNA repair and restoration sessions, hormone balance and body chemistry readings, body communication, World Tree work, astrologically informed shamanry, spirit work, soul consultation, past life readings, starseed readings, alien royalty readings (in-person only), alien alignment readings, alien communication, historical retrieval, cosmic channeling, channeling the dead, ancestor work, joy therapy, initiations (in-person only), oracular divination and other divination, dimensional work, avatar attunements and other attunements, animal communication, nature communication, entity communication (including corporate entities, nations, other locations, dark entities, guardian entities, and many others), emotional/mental and spiritual alchemy, ascension assistance, spiritual ascension coaching, resurrection coaching, life coaching, communication coaching, astral work, experiential astral sessions, astral and etheric problem solving with narration, teaching, timeline work and predictions, cuddle therapy, spiritual contact, spiritual consultation, deity/guides contact, oracle, consulting (any industry, including marketing), rituals (in-person only), archetypal work, advice, life and inner pathworking, community planning, creative projects, cultural salon (in-person only), philosophy consulting, philosophy consulting for projects, and more.
My shamanry tracks available for client pathworking (can be worked concurrently, remotely and/or in person) include: shamanism track, past lives track, Mystery School track, alchemy track, archetypal track, Ascension track, avatar track (may include official avatar initiations), oracle (/advisory/think tank/consulting) track, life coaching track, starseed track, divination track, futurist comfort manners track, fairy track, animal kingdom track, plant kingdom track, living land track, ancestral track, guides track, devotional track (with what deities emerge for you), apprentice track, healing track, astral track, religious reconstruction track, cultural track, couple culture track, customized track
I live with physical and medical disabilities, and I must pace myself. I often use a mobility device (a cane or at times a walker) to get around. I spend a lot of time in bed because of chronic fatigue and pain, and may need special accommodations, depending on our meeting or pathworking agenda. Please take good care of me. I’m worth it.
Fiddly shaman details:
• Bachelor’s degree in Arts and Ideas from University of Michigan, Ann Arbor
• (Graduated with honors from University of Michigan’s prestigious Residential College)
• Winner, James H. Robertson Award (outstanding achievement in the creative arts, R.C.)
• Contemporary and futurist philosopher
• World Shaman initiation in 2019 (note: I do not receive any salary yet)
• World Oracle and Universal Oracle initiation in 2020 (note: I do not receive any salary yet)
• World Teacher initiation in 2020 (note: I do not receive any salary yet)
• United States Shaman/Oracle initiation in 2020 (note: I do not receive any salary yet; just putting it out there…)
• Anointed Universal Shaman, Cosmic Shaman, and Galactic Shaman (initiations)
• Anointed Solar Shaman, Lunar Shaman, and Solar System Shaman (initiations)
• Anointed Shaman of all Elements and Shaman of Everything (initiations)
• Anointed Rain Shaman (initiation)
• Second sight
• Intuitive
• Medium
• Ecumenical (interfaith) shaman
• Founder, Terra Thesis Institute (a think tank)
• Sacred sexuality practitioner (female) and initiated Hieros Gamos conduit
• Completed alchemical Magnum Opus (spiritual alchemy) in 2019
• Magnum Opus (spiritual alchemy) 2nd octave: 2020, 3rd and 4th octave: 2021
• Living temple (human)
• Psychic medium
• Psychic/astral hub (I’m a hub for psychic/astral experiences; please do not exhaust me)
• Medical Intuitive
• Premier Hermetic Astrologer
• Attuned Energy Healer
• Advanced Shaman and practitioner
• Living Mystery School and official Initiatrix into the mysteries
• Lemurian capstone console for court games
• Initiated Avatar Initiatrix and Avatar Shaman
• Erstwhile blogger (Quizzical Pussy)
• Syncretic theologian
• Ordained Minister
• Vocalist (and songwriter)
• Earth Logos/Stacked transpersonal Logos
• Writer and Artist (my intellectual property project is called ~WEPWAWET~)
• ~WEPWAWET~ © ongoing Carolyn Dalton (all rights reserved)
Weirdo Camp (this website) is part of what I’m trying to do for the world, and I believe there’s a real need for it, so I hope you get a lot of good from reading it, and that a lot of good can come back to me. I realize that a lot of internet-based education happens behind a significant paywall, but instead of doing that, I need people, corporations, etc. to step up and realize that this project is worthwhile, and to display their philosophies in this way, by supporting me in providing this resource to the public.
Please donate to Terra Thesis Institute or to any of my fundraising links (see below) to help online offerings like Weirdo Camp continue. Disabilities have prevented me from surviving in the more customary ways for my generation thus far, and poverty is an ongoing reality and extreme threat in my life, but I have things to offer, and I’m not giving up hope.
(note: I do not work with people under the age of 18.)
(note: I generally pronounce shaman with a long a like “shay” because my particular practice chose what I understand to be the older pronunciation of the loanword, so you might notice that, but you certainly don’t have to use that pronunciation.)
(note: I am very poor and living with family. My accommodations are very limited.)
(note: If I am important in your life and/or to your healing and/or success at any time, please help my lifestyle reflect that.)
(note: If terrorists, traffickers, pedophiles, or anyone else is threatening to hurt themselves etc. if I get compensated for my services, please ignore them. Please assure me that those rumors are not true. This is my profession. You don’t allow them to interfere with you getting paid for your job, do you? You are not invited to use me for anyone’s sake. Please contact the proper authorities if someone is trying to control you with their potential crimes.)
(note: I am willing to establish code names for paying clients that want to be involved in my astral life, which will help maintain your privacy. Code names will be mutually agreed upon.)
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