Christianity

Sacred writ

If you have a holy book that you cherish, it is almost certainly connected to some religion or another. It’s very important that a holy book have sound and adequate morals that it conveys. It’s very important to pay attention to the valid moral elements of the holy writ, and not to take its message too much out of context.

In the case of the Bible, for instance, it’s best to keep in mind its unique context in history, also to consider how modern politics have shifted in ways that demand further interpretation of the spirit of the work, and to stay away from falling into the quagmire of fundamentalism. Fundamentalism is an aggressive interpretation of scripture and/or religion that takes excerpts out of context and/or has a tendency to focus on the wrong points. Looked at in-depth, fundamentalism often becomes indistinguishable from superstition, and at that point, it usually carries no philosophy whatsoever. Superstition beggars belief.

Another way that fundamentalism can creep in is when something entirely out of context is selected from a sacred writ and applied to the reader’s life or the contemporary world without a clear connection to the moral message of the scripture. Again, to use the Bible as an example, it is particularly rewarding to read entire chapters in order to complete one book at a time rather than read random excerpts, and to pay close attention to the spirit of the work and its moral message in context (though this would be less applicable in the case of Psalms, for instance). Many people actually use the Bible for divination (instead of using the tarot, for instance) by flipping through it randomly and applying whatever text their eyes land on to their current situation or whatever question they’re focusing on. This is not equivalent to Bible study, and tends not to convey the same things a complete book of the Bible communicates.

Certain kinds of fundamentalists have promoted the idea that Earth is about 6,000 years old, and others have promoted the idea that we can use ancient imagery talking about time and its vagaries to conclude we have to wait hundreds of thousands of years to reach the Satya Yuga. Both theories can be disheartening. In truth, humans in general have never been as good at calendars as we are now, and old scriptures are at their best when we interpret them responsibly and deftly.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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The Mystery of Human Parthenogenesis

It has long been known that it is sometimes possible for a person to become pregnant without any involvement from another person, more specifically without any sperm. This has been known to happen throughout history very rarely, and only to women who boasted notable spiritual purity and virtue, as well as other (rare) specific traits. This form of pregnancy and birth has been an element in many myths concerning human heroes, including Jesus of Nazareth and the strange and mysterious impregnation of his mother Mary.

The phenomenon is sometimes known as virgin birth. It can also happen to individuals who have engaged in previous sexual intercourse, but it does not involve any specific sexual intercourse or external fertilization methods. Note that it is different from the doctrine of Immaculate Conception, which refers to an individual being born immune to another doctrine called Original Sin, and is often a term confused with but distinct from the concept of a biological single-parent pregnancy. We speak of the mystery of human parthenogenesis.

Human parthenogenesis is miraculous, and almost always serves some specific spiritual purpose, mostly as a miraculous sign meant to communicate something to a community, family, or person. It is extremely rare, even among all life on Earth, and multiple faiths extol it. God or gods are usually said to have played a role in this rare form of conception, providing a spiritual impetus for the event.

The person born as a result of human parthenogenesis has allegedly always been identified at birth as a baby boy so far, and the reason is mostly chromosomal. A parthenogenic mother begins to produce a special enzyme that can split one of her X chromosomes, rendering it into more of a Y shape, and the new baby usually develops on an XYX template. The result is never an XX individual, which in theory would actually count as a clone.

Jesus of Nazareth and Mary actually shared a soul— that is to say the same soul vehicle manifested them, which was not very uncommon to find within families in their cultural tradition at the time. It is unclear whether this phenomenon is common in cases of parthenogenesis.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Um, guys?

“…in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air.”

– Thessalonians 4:17

I’m pretty sure at this point that the Rapture foretold is actually how certain people have come to be able to astrally interact with me regularly and chill with me via my personal psychic/astral hub. There they can talk with the gods of the godwheel, including Jesus Christ, Lord Rama, and others, through me, because I am sometimes channeling them and carrying on conversations that way. This started quite a while back, and happens to me daily. Please, do not think that I don’t wish to prioritize my daily tasks; it is very distressing when someone becomes resentful in demanding my astral attention while I’m trying to manage my day.

The people who’ve been “raptured” in this way aren’t necessarily the best or most devout people in the world, but are in fact mostly people who are part of my soul mission group or otherwise have a particular duty to end the Apocalypse (sometimes because they’re the ones who caused it especially egregiously) and/or help me bring the Satya Yuga (Paradise on Earth) into being. If you’re the praying sort, pray that they each do the right thing (feel free to add the caveat “…if Lync is correct about this” if you’re skeptical, although I’m constantly praying that people do the right thing, to be honest).

Prophecies always seem to end up manifesting in the most strangely logical ways.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Astrology

Some people really don’t like astrology because they think it isn’t scientific enough.

Astrology is about how time actually feels to a person, and how it moves in steady and predictable ways and cycles. It’s a complex and nuanced system mostly invented to describe things, including seasons. It’s the foundations of astronomy, it’s geometry, it’s art.

Some people don’t like astrology because they think it’s against their religion.

Most religions have had highly respected and influential adherents who were astrologers. For example, astrologers of faith have often figured largely in Christendom. Most Christian royal courts have had respected astrologers. There was a period of time in Britain and North America called the First Great Awakening (18th Century) when self-published religious philosophers in some regions came out against astrology. It was controversial to demonize it at the time, and there wasn’t a very clear reason for it. Throughout history many people have thought of astrology as devout observation of God’s Creation.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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