Concept: No one is having a good time playing F*ck/Marry/Kill anymore. It feels hostile. It feels specific. Violence has been on the rise, let’s be real. Maybe the options are too intense; it’s a lot to expect of someone, even though it’s supposedly just for fun. You can’t marry one out of three people, and I don’t even want to discuss the other ones that way. In cases of certain social sets I have heard rumors of people taking the game all too seriously, challenging its hypothetical nature, or introducing peer pressure into it.
So that sounds scary.
I’ve never played this… what is this, a drinking game? Sober enough game of hypotheticals? Anyway, I suggest Crush/Carry/Chill instead. It is basically the same game, with sane substitutions for each option.
So it’s choose one (crush or carry or chill) per person suggested, if you have agreed to play Crush/Carry/Chill. The game master will often give you the names of three people per round, and you can sort them from there. It’s always acceptable to tell a person trying to impose the game on you to chill, of course, and to refuse to play certain rounds or refuse to play in general. You’ll always figure out what you’re gonna do with alcohol, probably (ages 21+ in my country, of course); I’m just assuming you know if you want this to be a drinking game ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Crush: Sure, you do or could have a crush (romantic crush, friend crush, etc.) on this person; pleasant tension exists, maybe, whatever, good…
Carry: You will or would carry this person in your heart and life. Positive and symbiotic energy and rapport between you, and/or a very good feeling about them. More commitment. You would be down for keeping them in your life and supporting them through things somewhat; you’re more like true blue and holding it down for them (now or would if it ever got there) as opposed to not.
Chill: You’re peaceful and chill with this person, and you could maybe hang out with them and feel safe; OR this means that they really have to chill on you (as in leave you alone).
In brief:
Crush = a crush
Carry = you’d carry them with you
Chill = you could chill with them/they have to chill
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