The mystery of the Bermuda Triangle is that it is one of the least navigable and accessible places on Earth, and the reason for the difficulty has been somewhat unclear. The Bermuda Triangle is a large geographical area in the Atlantic Ocean, near the Tropic of Cancer, North America, and the Bahamas, triangular in shape with points usually defined roughly by Bermuda, Puerto Rico, and South Florida. There’s a long history of ships and planes going missing while trying to explore it or even pass through.
Nowadays, people sometimes dispute that it is a particularly dangerous place at all, or point out that its location makes it extremely likely that Atlantic hurricanes and tropical storms will pass through that area, which might explain enough. But maybe it doesn’t, because if you ask the dinosaurs there, they might have additional insight.
The various leviathans and pteranodon-type species are apparently very territorial, and seem to have a record of aggressively taking down both seafaring and airfaring vessels respectively, which may be part of the reason that so few people have ever set foot on the dinosaur-inhabited islands of the Bermuda Triangle, but there is no reason to believe it would ever be safe to do so. The climate there is right for these animals.
The dinosaurs and dinosaur-like species of the Bermuda Triangle urge people not to test this theory by visiting the Bermuda Triangle. This is not a joke. I present it with the common sense assumption that the population of people who would be more motivated to enter the Bermuda Triangle as a result of hearing this theory is smaller than the population of clever people who would naturally be less motivated to enter it by hearing it. I would like to emphasize that whether you believe this theory or not, there is a reason the Bermuda Triangle has a deadly reputation, and that there is no reason to take this lightly out of an interest in dinosaurs, a delight in novelty, nor anything else.
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