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In most communities throughout history, the shaman has been an important person, and was treated as such. A shaman is someone who can deal with the metaphysical, mysterious, and subtle aspects of a community and potentially for the people in it, in various ways. A community and a shaman traditionally have a symbiotic relationship, with the community taking care of the shaman and the shaman keeping an eye on subtle things in and for the community. A shaman can help with healing, advice, spiritual issues, personal development, and other things. A shaman tends to be good at giving warnings and helping the community tackle complex problems. Abusing a shaman in good standing with the Universe is unacceptable. Stiffing a shaman for services is considered very vulgar. Keeping a good shaman in a state of poverty shames the community that put them there.

Some shamans are psychic, some can channel, some know herbs, spirit communication, etc. All that and more applies to me. A true shaman’s skills are rare, and take time and expertise to develop, and I have developed many of them to high levels over the years. A shaman’s help is worth something. My help is worth something.

In 2019 I became World Shaman. It wasn’t my choice; if I’m guessing, I think it was foisted on me because it was a time when skilled human intervention in that arena was very needed, and I’d been in contact by that time with my predecessor and with places of high spiritual power. Psychic experiences were already on the rise in general. I’ve been a center of activity for that, and trying to repair what I inherited as a violently broken and garbled global system, and it’s been a ton of work overall.

I’ve done a lot of specific work for the United States since that time, though I’ve given special attention and care to a lot of places. In late 2020 I was approached by a representative entity identified with the position of United States Shaman. The entity was a small, almost anthropomorphic figured that looked like wood or worked leather, which pursued me after encountering much hardship elsewhere. Within a week and a half, the entity grew much healthier under my care and stewardship, started looking much different, and identified herself as a full recognizable representation of the Egyptian goddess Mut, who identifies particularly with the United States for reasons I won’t relate here. In early 2021, I believe my installation as the current U.S. Shaman was privately affirmed by [redacted], [redacted], [redacted], [redacted], [redacted], and others.

I’m doing what I can, and still I have to live. If you believe in what I’m doing in any dimension, please donate money to me and my work. I am still awaiting a salary or compensation and any other personal privileges associated with the work I’d doing as a shaman. These communities I mention are huge, and I continue to try to serve them under extreme hardship. I need support.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Right now

Don’t you guys think there’s a lot of terror in the news these days (but not all that much else)? To what extent is organized terrorism a factor? I’m afraid about the influence domestic terrorists have had on my country and internationally in the last, probably five years. Are people passionately and dispassionately pursuing remedies to the terrorism problem?

Meta questions: Was there a media blackout? Is it over? Is the fourth estate trying to help the people?

Odd yet sound advice: Do not trust any “social experiments”, requests that you do something “just because”, etc. for a good long while, I think. Also, please don’t trust that something has a good purpose when it seems like an objectively bad thing to do. I hear these methods are being used by terrorists as pretexts for terrorism and recruitment into terrorist operations. This through the grapevine.

Semi-relatedly: The internet has less engagement than it did ten years ago. It’s probably a reaction to the introduction of certain malicious psy-ops in that intervening time, and certain effects of social media on people, including kind of a natural burnout that seems to come from people knowing one another’s names on the internet more and more, and each person being encouraged to have and maintain a “personal brand” even if there’s no product (you can argue that people are products in one sense or another, but why?). Are a lot of internet comments we do see around the internet these days destructive psy-ops (or is it that the astral rumors I’ve been hearing are about just one site or a very limited number of sites)? If so, what is their origin and purpose?

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Body mysteries

In late 2020 I noticed the beginning of what seemed to be swelling or possibly weight gain (weirdly less likely, which I’ll cover). I was definitely thin until December of that year. I’d gained some muscle during that time, and was overall eating rather sparsely (sensitive stomach). At around that time, I’d been having strange medical episodes that had a lot of features in common with dying. My organs would go cold, for instance, or an organ would feel especially light inside my body somehow.

In late 2020 and early 2021 I realize that there were signs that I had extra air accumulating in my body, under the skin. My thyroid numbers appeared normal when this started happening. By March of 2021 I was looking quite large, up from being a noticeably small-bodied person two or three months before.

When my neck started looking larger than it ever had before (very strange for me, as I generally do not gain much weight in my neck) with my body seemingly bloated but not very much bigger yet, I started thinking it was very unlikely I was dealing with normal weight gain. It was very rapid, and each enlargement coincided with the episodes that seemed to have strange things in common with dying. I’d been quite lean when the episodes started happening, and I was having trouble off and on keeping up with eating.

Now it’s early 2022. I am still very bloated and swollen to a much larger size than I’m used to. I weigh less than I look. There is strange distortion in some of the lines my body makes. It’s been going down slowly, but there’s a weird pattern where I bloat up and then go down noticeably while staying about the same size. It’s easiest to see the change in my face, perhaps. It is fair to wonder whether I’ve gained extra fat, yes, but I don’t think I ate so much in the span of six months or so (I was probably at my biggest point six months in) that I’d end up twice my size in such a short time (which is what I looked like at my most swollen).

There are telltale signs that I might have actually lost both muscle and some of what fat I had on me in the last year, and am much, much leaner than I appear: I can easily feel the sharp edge of my radius bone in my arm through the swelling, and my shoulder feels delicate inside a swollen shell. My fingers have those bony bumps that very thin people sometimes get above their knuckles; they look a little like mosquito bites, and they indicate low overall body fat. So do the tendons visible just under a thin layer of skin on both my thumb knuckles.

Extreme amounts of air sometimes issue from my pores, and I can feel the air rushing out in a stream. At many times it’s whooshed out my eyes and ears, poured from my palms, etc. I do look strange and uncanny this way. I persist in thinking this is temporary.

It’s okay if I think I’m pretty either way, right?

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Etheric terrorism/psychic terrorism is real (seems real, guys…)

Starting in April 2020 I became aware of a bizarre form of terrorist attack going on at the other end of the world. It was extremely appropriate for me to get wind of this in my capacity as World Shaman. A terrorist group based online, with membership mostly in North America (United States and Canada) but with members all over the world, was appearing to people in visions that showcased pedophile terrorists committing terrible acts and performing in what may have been heinous illegal videos, and soon after may have begun to manifest in some places as psychic visions of people who seemed to look almost like zombies or who seemed hostile. Meanwhile, some metaphysical force initiated by that group was causing depression, trauma, and possibly in some cases acts of senseless violence to rise as these visions swept across nation after nation. The Kingdom of Cambodia was affected first by these etheric and astral phenomena, according to my sources, but the metaphysical terrorism rapidly spread all over the world. Every continent except Antarctica was affected, and most islands were not spared.

Etheric symptoms included disturbing and possibly confusing etheric visions (images accessible to non-retinal forms of sight) including of people (sometimes even looking idealized), a sort of sinister miasma effect, emotional triggers, and disturbing or malicious etheric sounds (like hearing voices in one’s head). Astral symptoms included a very unpleasant but subtle tone or buzzing that was only perceptible to some and various kinds of unhealthy mental flashes.

A narrative seemed to emerge as I interrogated these strange phenomena. There were recurring figures, and it seemed that some of them may have been involved with making illegal videos, and had committed other serious crimes that some people were witnessing in very upsetting visions. Alarmingly, I was given to understand that perhaps some people I knew were involved in the crime group revealed. Certain people I know have very obviously been hiding something from me since 2019 or even earlier in some cases, but these individuals have kept it up, and not disclosed much. The group involved is a terrorist group, I believe, which seems to have no official name, but it seems they may have variously called themselves or been called “Be Around”, “Sad Satan”, and/or “Creepy Families”). I believe they started around 2017 or 2018, but many of their members may have been terrorists and child sex traffickers for even longer. Like many, I mostly know about them as an illicit group from rumors, from my terrifying psychic experiences featuring them and their crimes, and from telltale signs that they are indeed wreaking havoc in the world. They are doing more overt harm than having initiated the bizarre metaphysical terrorism that began in 2020 (which I hear was very likely intentional, and reportedly intended to destroy the world), but that alone seems to have already contributed to countless deaths and unfathomable miseries across the globe.

At first, I called the visions and subtle destructive phenomenon that they caused etheric terrorism. After much effort on my part as a shaman, most of the etheric (heavy metaphysical) features of the terrorism have been eradicated, and what’s left may be more accurately described as psychic terrorism. Detailed visions of “Be Around” terrorists and information about their evil acts are often present in people’s daydreams now, and during other alpha state activities. They also cause intrusive thoughts carrying true information about violent episodes, bullying, an epidemic of pedophilia, randomized consumer sabotage in factories/plants and elsewhere, bioterrorism and other terrorist acts, extreme crimes, and the strange delusions that Be Arounds (members of the terrorist group) seem to hold and the lies that they tell. Be Arounds seem proud of their ability to hide in plain sight and avoid the law. I do not know if they can stop any of the metaphysical evil they’ve instigated themselves, but they do not seem to have tried.

People may believe that experiences of “Be Around”-related psychic terrorism are down to dark creative reverie, ghosts, evil spirits, existing fiction, or something else besides bizarre terrorism, but I am increasingly sure over the last year and a half that these disturbing psychic visions are telling people about this group and how desperate they’ve made the world’s current situation. They have unfairly influenced many industries, workers, political leaders, and supply lines through online, over-the-phone, and in-person threats and bullying. They have taken many lives, and ruined even more. They talk about celebrities a lot, possibly so they become or seem more popular than they are. Many Be Arounds are involved in child pornography and child sex trafficking.

I’ve psychically connected with people all over the world who felt that the unchecked metaphysical terrorism issuing from the United States and Canada is absolutely unacceptable. It’s very clearly an example of what are often called terrorist psy ops. I believe it does violate international law for it to continue, but are people here in northern North America willing to take it seriously? It’s deadly serious, but it’s strange.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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COVID-19 as we near 2022

COVID-19 is a mutation of the SARS virus that hit the news circa 2002. It is a virus (not a bacteria or parasite) that falls under the category of coronavirus, which is known for having distinctive protein spikes protruding from it that at some point someone probably thought looked somewhat like the tines of a crown. COVID-19 has caused a lot of fear in the world. It does not have to present with severe symptoms to kill weeks after infection, during what is sometimes called its multisystem inflammatory phase. When it’s severe, it sometimes kills very quickly. I’ve heard that it has a tendency to cause fatalities about 5% of the time (worldwide, diagnosed and undiagnosed combined), which is one in twenty cases, or less. It seems to be proving to be over three times as deadly as influenza is today.

If this disease was sweeping through a community in the old days, they might call it a plague, but it would admittedly be a mild plague. People are scared, and they have a right to be.

Delta is another mutation of SARS. So far, it is easier to catch but less dangerous than COVID-19. Since the COVID-19 pandemic broke out, they’ve been naming SARS mutations Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, etc., and usually referring to them as “strains” of COVID-19. Several variants of SARS had already been documented for years, having been discovered some time before the COVID-19 pandemic.

Omicron seems to be kind of a chaotic concept. It seems like it may be a range of different viruses, possibly. Some people claim that it’s a mysterious strain that originated in vaccinated patients. It is still unknown whether the symptoms of Omicron vary from COVID-19 symptoms. Discovered in November 2021, Omicron is said to be spreading rapidly all over the world– many months to over a year quicker than COVID-19 (which was only called Coronavirus at the outset) spread, if Omicron only has one or even a small handful of origins. Despite how it’s being written about, it is very likely not possible to test seropositive for Omicron yet using any preexisting mainstream test (science doesn’t exactly occur at the speed of sound), and it may be most commonly diagnosed by clinical evaluation. People have been warned that they may or may not need to be particularly worried.

In large part, Omicron actually seems like it may be a theorized mutation of COVID-19 that is particularly severe and may cause organ dysfunction. The Omicron theory may have been developed as a result of autopsies of people who’d been diagnosed with COVID-19, but showed additional and abnormal causes of death in common. Early reports indicated that Omicron presented with heart symptoms, though that may have been tacitly dropped for now.

Is Omicron what they’re going to call “Be Around” Syndrome? Will they say it’s linked to SARS? I don’t know. I’ll be on the lookout.

(Note as of October 2022: I believe I may have finally come into shamanic communication with a virus that was near my current environment that thinks it might be the Omicron variant, but does not know whether or not to identify that way and does not know if it belongs in the category of coronavirus; by contrast, COVID-19 and Delta usually do know to identify themselves in those respects, the monkeypox virus seems to be able to identify itself as such when it’s anywhere in my city, etc. For the record, I do tell viruses not to harm anyone nor infect anyone when we communicate.)

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Danger: high mortality rates

The population may be dropping. Excess deaths (i.e. the number of deaths that occur above a figure based on an average of deaths across the years 2015-2019) are way up in 2021 (update as of May 2023: the cumulative excess mortality rate graph now seems to show the disturbing trend more accurately, as it appears the baseline may in fact be getting updated yearly by the CDC with the more recent higher numbers, making the percentage graphs a little harder to decode). The number of deaths in the United States was already elevated above baseline in 2020, and this year it’s worse and climbing.

Have people been noticing less traffic on the roads? Easier-to-get parking at stores and shopping centers? Less crowding and shorter lines in certain contexts? It’s not just down to people staying home to quarantine against the COVID-19 epidemic, is what a lot of people are currently surmising.

Reasons for these excess deaths are very likely at least threefold: the COVID-19 pandemic; violent crimes, including an increase in passive aggressive violent acts of poisoning, mass poisoning, and bioterrorism; a widespread and mysterious phenomenon called “Be Around” Syndrome, which seems to be caused by DNA and chromosomes not being present in certain cells, and which may cause internal abnormalities, immune dysfunction, insufficient organ repair, etc. Note that the first two may cause organ damage, and the third might make that damage more lethal.

I’m concerned.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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