Satya Yuga

Yugas and Ages

Neither yugas nor astrological ages are entirely standardized. They come when they come, and they tend to leave when it’s time.

Yugas are part of a very long cycle, and have evolutionary significance. When the world is due to turn from one yuga to another, the signs are extremely dire. Things become highly untenable. Usually mistakes are made that hint at decay in the old paradigm and the coming of a new one. The mistakes have solutions, and the new yuga grows alongside those solutions and the natural realignments that occur.

Some of us experienced yuga turns in past lives in other star systems or here on Earth. Earth records show that humans physically evolved on Earth during the Dvapara Yuga. The Dvapara Yuga ended with the Fall of Eden, along with various other mistakes that happened around that time. Gaining the Satya Yuga will require enough people making sure things go very right, since Kali Yuga to Satya Yuga is a huge leap in quality otherwise unknown. All the other yuga turns are actually downgrades, but the quality of existence itself in each past yuga (and during the main part of the Kali Yuga, when it was not too decayed) is still much better than the current bottoming out we’ve been experiencing in the late, late Kali Yuga.

Ages are a shorter cycle. The Kali Yuga has been in progress for multiple ages straight now. The Age of Pisces is ending. The signs that an age is decaying are subtler than with yugas. Ages often last more than a thousand years, and the distinctions between them have more to do with specific spiritual needs and subtle influences that come to the forefront as the energy of the previous age ebbs away. As the next age blossoms, new archetypes and iconographies come into sharper focus. The ages go in reverse zodiacal order (like North Node in astrology usually moves, with brief direct periods analogous to the retrograde periods occasionally observed in planets).

The story of Moses banning a gold statue of Apis (or another polytheistic sacred bull or calf) is often interpreted as both a statement about monotheism and its importance right then and as an intuitive understanding that the old Age of Taurus was over, and a new way must be sought.

Similarly, Christianity’s association between Satan (or the devil) and goats may have been a conscious or unconscious statement that the old Age of Aries and some of its ways contained pitfalls during the Age of Pisces.

There isn’t supposed to be any Satan nor devil (nor even Eshu) in the Age of Aquarius (and therefore no witchcraft). No lords of illusion here, out of the Piscean Age’s slippery grasp. No backwardness. The Age of Aquarius is that much about order and collective good.

So it isn’t really about how many years each age and yuga lasts. It’s more like watching a climate shift throughout the year and seeing weather systems roll through. The timing is more naturalistic than clockwork.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Longevity in the Satya

Legends about the Satya Yuga say that people then live longer lifetimes than we do now. They’re virtuous and beautiful. You can read about this elsewhere on the internet. They say also that the Kali Yuga is too sinful, and that in it we are living in comparative misery.

Corruption and villainy are very rare and detested in the Satya Yuga. Polyamory and other nonmonogamy should be much easier. People are more gracious, and dharma pervades their relationships.

The Satya Yuga is due on everyone’s timeline, whether they are Hindu or not. Some people call the Satya Yuga the Age of Aquarius (although that’s just the first part of it, I think), the Golden Era, or Paradise.

We could be inside the Satya timeframe or close in ten years, theoretically. We could be those people. Ascension would provide transition between Kali Yuga biology and Satya Yuga biology and culture.

Some individuals may resurrect and end up living multiple centuries. Living to 150 may start becoming common for everyone else.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Ascension

Ascension is a moderately complicated concept. It involves an alchemical, spiritual, and in some cases physical shift into being a more highly evolved and spiritually connected person. Around 2012, certain communities started buzzing with the idea that we were approaching a time when enormous numbers of people would ascend spiritually into a higher order of being and experience unprecedented blossoming. Information from what were most likely channellings on the subject was shared widely.

The term Ascension as used in this circa-and-post-2012 context does not indicate becoming less a part of three-dimensional reality (as Enoch, Elijah, and Jesus Christ were said to have ascended into heaven), but rather occupying more and more invisible dimensions above that while still alive and participating in life on Earth.

For instance, the fourth dimension contains a lot of social and emotional information. The fifth dimension transcends that and looks at an even bigger picture, and information can move even more freely there. The sixth dimension is very pure and full of good intention. A dedicated individual can theoretically ascend to invisibly occupy up to the eighth dimension (which is involved with temporal anomalies and time travel) and higher.

The (I assume) channelled information discussed an Ascension where a large portion of the population experiencing psychic phenomena, etheric sight and sound, developing more awareness, developing more brain power, an ability to process light almost like food, spiritual experiences, anatomical changes, spontaneously remembering past lives, and an increased sense of peace. I did not happen to come across the original sources for these channelings or predictions, but if you know them please leave the information in a comment. I’d appreciate it.

A Global Ascension would mean that our entire planet and all on it were experiencing a collective shift into new spiritual and experiential levels.

In 2012 I decided that ascending might help me develop some extra healing options at some point or other, and I felt a beckoning. I decided to try. I’m a futurist. I worked at my meditation skills, my philosophies, and my alchemy.

I can confirm physical and phenomenological changes connected with ascending. There have been structural changes. For instance, my skull has changed shape: the part that cradled my hindbrain has been reduced in size, which I believe likely corresponded to developing a brain structure with less hindbrain. Humans on Earth evolved such that the pons and cerebellum have vestigial functions that translate to dysfunction in a contemporary human’s modern-day life, per fairly well-accepted theories in psychology and neurology, as I understand it, in the case of the cerebellum, at least. I believe that both those brain features have been reduced in size in my case, and optimized so that I no longer experience much of that vestigial malfunctioning. Overall my skull has become bigger, and I seem to have developed a larger healthy parietal lobe.

There are other physical changes internally, many of them involving new glands and possibly a second vascular system. I’m a medical intuitive, but this stuff is rather complicated.

And my looks have shifted somewhat. This won’t necessarily happen in each individual ascension, and I’m told it can be prevented in cases where people don’t want it. I like most of the physical changes, some of them quite a lot. I think I’ve read speculation that people will tend to look better after they’ve experienced a significant personal Ascension.

I can also confirm having experienced spontaneous contact with past lives and many of the other Ascension experiences I heard and read about being expected in ascending individuals.

Evil people can’t ascend. They are disqualified. Spiritually, they are walking a grim downward spiral, not an ascending pattern. It’s a lot about getting your mind right. It’s a lot about following your intuition, and using it to do the right thing day in, day out. It’s happy work.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Capstone couple

There is a prophecy (from the 20th Century) that a capstone couple emerges just before the Satya Yuga, and together they have energetic patternings and metaphysical fractal capabilities that bridge many interpersonal chasms all across the contemporary world. They are good and wise. They live a long time, and lead humans into a futuristic Golden Age where things go extremely well for everyone in general.

The capstone couple of prophecy are a man and woman that help coordinate the turn of the yuga (a beneficial rise in quality of life from Kali to Satya) with a small group of others. They lay the energetic structure that generates Golden Age conditions, and then people on Earth build a future that glitters true.

Apocalypse is a 90° turn, in a way. Something novel emerges once that corner is turned.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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What future?

I want to argue here for working attain the Satya Yuga on Earth.

Humans have senses that can perceive that time has characteristics. Sometimes it’s about styles or trends. In the United States, there’s a type of rainbow in graphic design with special hues that feel like the 1970s. Sometimes it’s something subtler. The 1920s felt frenzied. The 1930s are known as the Great Depression in much of the world, and there was widespread struggle, but I’ve been told the actual time characteristics felt wonderful, that there was something very beautiful about that time.

The Satya Yuga is a time period that with its characteristics provides the highest quality experience of existence and of perceiving the world. I want humans to have the opportunity to try that, and other species will be able to do that as well.

Also, society has hit a breaking point in many areas and many arenas. The present carries little optimism. Climate change is causing unprecedented damage to civilization. Health crises are throwing the future of our species into question. Social turmoil seems a constant undercurrent now. Some fields of science have hit unexpected snags lately. Terrorism and corruption pose constant threats to lives and overall quality of life. The challenges are piling up. The Satya era holds the promise of innovative solutions to problems that we currently face.

We need it. The Satya Yuga is our future, if we have one.

On a practical note, one of my goals is to achieve Satya Yuga-promoting patterns with my shamanry clients.

The future is the future is the future; it’s up to us to make it good.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Valid myths

Old myths often feature gods and/or humans, very often in combination. The humans in myths often had their own bright philosophies, and tried to be good examples for people and even entire societies. Sometimes this was more recognized about the men than the women in some cultures, but not all. They were larger than life, probably in their own times as well as in the retellings of their lives and deeds with lessons that became myths.

A story about a son or daughter of a god would in many cases be determined after someone had shown exceptional abilities and merit.

Sometimes myths are about the founding of civilizations, founded by people with solid enough personal philosophies (which can be informed by philosophers, advisors, mates, etc.) to maintain a blessed feeling system for a very long time. Good gets done in myths, if you know how to read the lessons.

Satya Yuga is the most virtuous yuga, but it’s effortless to be virtuous in the Satya Yuga because of how fun and worthwhile everything is and feels. People are good there (then). The myths leading into the Satya should have people doing a lot of good (in terms of making the right choices) to get the vibe right. As a philosopher, shaman, oracle, and light in the world, I am trying to restore dharma to the world. The examples of dharma we set leading up to the Satya Yuga can resound for thousands of years.

On the flip side, that means that people making the wrong choices have been keeping us all trapped in the wrong time quality.

During the Kali Yuga, our current age going back thousands of years, which is now stale, some of our myths lost key components of their original lessons such that those lessons became hard for humans to notice or even access. This yuga is like a dark ages compared to the others (i.e. the Dvapara Yuga, Treta Yuga, and Satya Yuga).

That’s one of the reasons that valid, true modern myths are due. We need real individuals to live through modern problem solving endeavors that end up making the world feel better and work better for people. We need them each to have a spiritual journey in the process. I don’t know what’s going to happen in the new myths, but I know that people have problems to solve.

I’m ready to be the oracle they go to. I’m ready to be their shaman that gives them the right information.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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