shamanry

Ascension

Ascension is a moderately complicated concept. It involves an alchemical, spiritual, and in some cases physical shift into being a more highly evolved and spiritually connected person. Around 2012, certain communities started buzzing with the idea that we were approaching a time when enormous numbers of people would ascend spiritually into a higher order of being and experience unprecedented blossoming. Information from what were most likely channellings on the subject was shared widely.

The term Ascension as used in this circa-and-post-2012 context does not indicate becoming less a part of three-dimensional reality (as Enoch, Elijah, and Jesus Christ were said to have ascended into heaven), but rather occupying more and more invisible dimensions above that while still alive and participating in life on Earth.

For instance, the fourth dimension contains a lot of social and emotional information. The fifth dimension transcends that and looks at an even bigger picture, and information can move even more freely there. The sixth dimension is very pure and full of good intention. A dedicated individual can theoretically ascend to invisibly occupy up to the eighth dimension (which is involved with temporal anomalies and time travel) and higher.

The (I assume) channelled information discussed an Ascension where a large portion of the population experiencing psychic phenomena, etheric sight and sound, developing more awareness, developing more brain power, an ability to process light almost like food, spiritual experiences, anatomical changes, spontaneously remembering past lives, and an increased sense of peace. I did not happen to come across the original sources for these channelings or predictions, but if you know them please leave the information in a comment. I’d appreciate it.

A Global Ascension would mean that our entire planet and all on it were experiencing a collective shift into new spiritual and experiential levels.

In 2012 I decided that ascending might help me develop some extra healing options at some point or other, and I felt a beckoning. I decided to try. I’m a futurist. I worked at my meditation skills, my philosophies, and my alchemy.

I can confirm physical and phenomenological changes connected with ascending. There have been structural changes. For instance, my skull has changed shape: the part that cradled my hindbrain has been reduced in size, which I believe likely corresponded to developing a brain structure with less hindbrain. Humans on Earth evolved such that the pons and cerebellum have vestigial functions that translate to dysfunction in a contemporary human’s modern-day life, per fairly well-accepted theories in psychology and neurology, as I understand it, in the case of the cerebellum, at least. I believe that both those brain features have been reduced in size in my case, and optimized so that I no longer experience much of that vestigial malfunctioning. Overall my skull has become bigger, and I seem to have developed a larger healthy parietal lobe.

There are other physical changes internally, many of them involving new glands and possibly a second vascular system. I’m a medical intuitive, but this stuff is rather complicated.

And my looks have shifted somewhat. This won’t necessarily happen in each individual ascension, and I’m told it can be prevented in cases where people don’t want it. I like most of the physical changes, some of them quite a lot. I think I’ve read speculation that people will tend to look better after they’ve experienced a significant personal Ascension.

I can also confirm having experienced spontaneous contact with past lives and many of the other Ascension experiences I heard and read about being expected in ascending individuals.

Evil people can’t ascend. They are disqualified. Spiritually, they are walking a grim downward spiral, not an ascending pattern. It’s a lot about getting your mind right. It’s a lot about following your intuition, and using it to do the right thing day in, day out. It’s happy work.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Capstone couple

There is a prophecy (from the 20th Century) that a capstone couple emerges just before the Satya Yuga, and together they have energetic patternings and metaphysical fractal capabilities that bridge many interpersonal chasms all across the contemporary world. They are good and wise. They live a long time, and lead humans into a futuristic Golden Age where things go extremely well for everyone in general.

The capstone couple of prophecy are a man and woman that help coordinate the turn of the yuga (a beneficial rise in quality of life from Kali to Satya) with a small group of others. They lay the energetic structure that generates Golden Age conditions, and then people on Earth build a future that glitters true.

Apocalypse is a 90° turn, in a way. Something novel emerges once that corner is turned.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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The solution to a number of problems.

I think I should have a reality TV show.

My fascinating and star-studded work as a shaman would be the main premise.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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What future?

I want to argue here for working attain the Satya Yuga on Earth.

Humans have senses that can perceive that time has characteristics. Sometimes it’s about styles or trends. In the United States, there’s a type of rainbow in graphic design with special hues that feel like the 1970s. Sometimes it’s something subtler. The 1920s felt frenzied. The 1930s are known as the Great Depression in much of the world, and there was widespread struggle, but I’ve been told the actual time characteristics felt wonderful, that there was something very beautiful about that time.

The Satya Yuga is a time period that with its characteristics provides the highest quality experience of existence and of perceiving the world. I want humans to have the opportunity to try that, and other species will be able to do that as well.

Also, society has hit a breaking point in many areas and many arenas. The present carries little optimism. Climate change is causing unprecedented damage to civilization. Health crises are throwing the future of our species into question. Social turmoil seems a constant undercurrent now. Some fields of science have hit unexpected snags lately. Terrorism and corruption pose constant threats to lives and overall quality of life. The challenges are piling up. The Satya era holds the promise of innovative solutions to problems that we currently face.

We need it. The Satya Yuga is our future, if we have one.

On a practical note, one of my goals is to achieve Satya Yuga-promoting patterns with my shamanry clients.

The future is the future is the future; it’s up to us to make it good.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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A person’s personal narrative can be a sacred story.

Chokmah is the second sefira of God’s Holy Tree of Life, a fractal diagram of God experiences and God phenomena. It is known as a distinctly masculine energy of God, and it is associated with ecstatic verbalization, as well as wisdom. Knowledge of the sefirot, spheres of divine manifestation in numerical order, (and the Tree they’re found on) originates in Jewish mysticism.

In several traditions, individuals on a path with God can experience the sefirot as ten distinct mystical states. Chokmah is a very rare and intense ecstatic mystical state.

In Thelema lore, Aleister Crowley received the word “will” from Chokmah in the early 1900s, and that Western occult tradition is based upon the concept of will, and exploring how divine will can positively shape personal will.

It is now 2021. In the last fifty years or so, multiple people in trance states have experienced receiving a new word from Chokmah: Story.

The idea behind this may be that humans are stories for our souls to experience, and we must be responsible to that story. We will also be edified by it. Anyone’s story can be sacred, if it sets the right example for others and holds the right things valuable. In cases where someone’s story sets a good example for hundreds or thousands of years, a sacred story can become a myth.

God (who is good) is in charge of all souls, and they serve God joyfully. This is what feels harmonious about souls.

Even more recently, some people have started receiving the word Effort from Chokmah, and at least one other word since then.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Valid myths

Old myths often feature gods and/or humans, very often in combination. The humans in myths often had their own bright philosophies, and tried to be good examples for people and even entire societies. Sometimes this was more recognized about the men than the women in some cultures, but not all. They were larger than life, probably in their own times as well as in the retellings of their lives and deeds with lessons that became myths.

A story about a son or daughter of a god would in many cases be determined after someone had shown exceptional abilities and merit.

Sometimes myths are about the founding of civilizations, founded by people with solid enough personal philosophies (which can be informed by philosophers, advisors, mates, etc.) to maintain a blessed feeling system for a very long time. Good gets done in myths, if you know how to read the lessons.

Satya Yuga is the most virtuous yuga, but it’s effortless to be virtuous in the Satya Yuga because of how fun and worthwhile everything is and feels. People are good there (then). The myths leading into the Satya should have people doing a lot of good (in terms of making the right choices) to get the vibe right. As a philosopher, shaman, oracle, and light in the world, I am trying to restore dharma to the world. The examples of dharma we set leading up to the Satya Yuga can resound for thousands of years.

On the flip side, that means that people making the wrong choices have been keeping us all trapped in the wrong time quality.

During the Kali Yuga, our current age going back thousands of years, which is now stale, some of our myths lost key components of their original lessons such that those lessons became hard for humans to notice or even access. This yuga is like a dark ages compared to the others (i.e. the Dvapara Yuga, Treta Yuga, and Satya Yuga).

That’s one of the reasons that valid, true modern myths are due. We need real individuals to live through modern problem solving endeavors that end up making the world feel better and work better for people. We need them each to have a spiritual journey in the process. I don’t know what’s going to happen in the new myths, but I know that people have problems to solve.

I’m ready to be the oracle they go to. I’m ready to be their shaman that gives them the right information.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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