Apocalypse

Longevity in the Satya

Legends about the Satya Yuga say that people then live longer lifetimes than we do now. They’re virtuous and beautiful. You can read about this elsewhere on the internet. They say also that the Kali Yuga is too sinful, and that in it we are living in comparative misery.

Corruption and villainy are very rare and detested in the Satya Yuga. Polyamory and other nonmonogamy should be much easier. People are more gracious, and dharma pervades their relationships.

The Satya Yuga is due on everyone’s timeline, whether they are Hindu or not. Some people call the Satya Yuga the Age of Aquarius (although that’s just the first part of it, I think), the Golden Era, or Paradise.

We could be inside the Satya timeframe or close in ten years, theoretically. We could be those people. Ascension would provide transition between Kali Yuga biology and Satya Yuga biology and culture.

Some individuals may resurrect and end up living multiple centuries. Living to 150 may start becoming common for everyone else.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Capstone couple

There is a prophecy (from the 20th Century) that a capstone couple emerges just before the Satya Yuga, and together they have energetic patternings and metaphysical fractal capabilities that bridge many interpersonal chasms all across the contemporary world. They are good and wise. They live a long time, and lead humans into a futuristic Golden Age where things go extremely well for everyone in general.

The capstone couple of prophecy are a man and woman that help coordinate the turn of the yuga (a beneficial rise in quality of life from Kali to Satya) with a small group of others. They lay the energetic structure that generates Golden Age conditions, and then people on Earth build a future that glitters true.

Apocalypse is a 90° turn, in a way. Something novel emerges once that corner is turned.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Are humans due for valid modern myths?

Modern myths would provide the substance that valid contemporary updates for religions could be made of.

Could religions be more useful if we allow some of them a new mythic cycle? If each mythic narrative proves to teach us something useful about God, Spirit, morality, or philosophy?

To get to the Satya Yuga mythic cycle and ultimately the Satya Yuga (i.e. up to thousands of years of humanity at our best), I think the myths in the percolating current cycle have to have happy endings that reveal how cool and rewarding it is to be good and do what’s right. Satya Yuga media probably isn’t going to rely on deconstruction of culture (which has been dominant since the 1990s) nor the reconstitution of culture (which has become co-dominant since the 2010s, and do note that the Satya Yuga will probably feature some of the best reconstruction ever seen in media), it will be forming new narrative fictional tropes based on the new real-life myths and the real-life problem solving introduced in them, if I’m reading history correctly.

To be myths, the stories of the coming heroes have to be part of the upcoming Satya Yuga/Aquarian cycle of mythic true stories, or we else we will collectively remain in a state of decay, where we have a stale yuga and no new myths, because in that case the true story will not have transcended to become myth. It would be more like a mundane horror movie or tragedy, not a myth.

Modern myths would provide the substance that valid contemporary updates for lots of things could be made of.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Kalki, final Vishnu avatar

“For whenever there is a decline in righteousness and an increase in un-righteousness, Arjuna, then I emanate myself. For the protection of good people, for the destruction of evil-doers, and for the restoration of righteousness, I take birth in age after age.”

– Krishna, Bhagavad Gita

Messages of Kalki, the expected final Vishnu avatar who (never being evil) overcomes evil with good, and who helps restore dharma to the world, have existed for a long time. They’re prophecies given by Hindu prophets, and they hold secrets about the Apocalypse and yuga turn (the transition from the Kali Yuga to the Satya Yuga). They talk about Kalki as a real person who lives at the end of the Kali Yuga (our current age, which is at its end, if things run their proper course).

I’ve recovered some interesting information that seems to be present in various Kalki prophecies, some of which is obscure and/or known only in certain regions:

  • Kalki is the living avatar of Vishnu, a good and just god. Kalki champions dharma, which involves people fulfilling their potential as good and productive beings (individually and collectively).
  • Kalki is Vishnu born to help humans attain the living paradise of Satya Yuga.
  • Kalki hates evil.
  • Kalki is supposed to defeat evil. Kalki tries to save the world alongside the other people who want to rise above evil, defeat it, and have a good and productive future for humanity.
  • In or before the 1800s, prophets started having visions of Kalki turning out to be a woman: Vishnu’s first female human avatar. Otherwise, Kalki seems to undertake the very serious challenge of the Apocalypse in his youth or early manhood.
  • In or before the 1500s, prophets started having visions of Kalki having trouble at some point with being plagiarized. Even before that, it was understood that Kalki would be a sacred scholar who studied morality, dharma, ethics, and other things. Vishnu avatars are all philosophers.
  • In or before the 1400s, prophets started describing that Kalki would be one of several children, and have evil siblings, who are very depraved, who are unjust to Kalki, and who perpetrate offensive acts that Vishnu hates, and that the righteous hate. Kalki, however, was expected to be good and just, and to have sound philosophies.
  • Kalki is predicted to have chronic health issues for long periods, and these health problems will place undue limitations on Kalki’s life and lifestyle.
  • Kalki has something like a built-in cosmic calculator. This could describe a kind of alchemical mental state connected with Logos.
  • There has been an understanding that Kalki would be a musician, and may write songs.
  • Kalki was expected to have a mystery to solve about some of the evil going on in the world, and would present what was discovered to the public on some kind of screen.
  • Kalki was prophesied by some to be a survivor of abuse.
  • It’s been said that Kalki works specifically with (and as) multiple Vedic and Upanishad gods, including Vishnu, Kartikeya’s identities (notably Murugan, Skanda, and Subrahmanya), and Durga, and counts as the avatar of all of those. Kalki also has a special relationship with the god Shiva, who is Kartikeya’s father and Durga’s consort. Kalki also has special identification with Rama, Vishnu’s first human avatar.
  • Kalki is an avatar who becomes aware of being an avatar at some point relatively early in life.
  • Kalki must live a long life. Kalki may experience a resurrection and transfiguration at some point.
  • Kalki is associated with a white horse. Kalki may own a white horse.
  • Kalki is associated with a parrot. Kalki may own a parrot.
  • Kalki is associated with a sword. Kalki may receive or have a physical, etheric, or metaphorical weapon that could be called or compared to a sword.
  • Some prophecies have claimed that Kalki would be born in a land that was associated with dreams.
  • Kalki is supposed to be instrumental in getting humanity through the Apocalypse at the end of the Kali Yuga and into the sacred Satya Yuga.
  • Kalki confronts demons, and engages in battles with them.
  • Kalki cares about and cooperates with righteous people who champion virtue during a time when too much human virtue is lost.
  • More than one person, including someone who holds special interest for the god Brahma, is prophesied to be destined to help and be close with Kalki. They must have good and enjoyable lives to create an environment that blooms into the Satya Yuga.
  • Kalki has a spouse at some point who is probably associated with an island somewhere and is either named after a flower, or known for being beautiful or delicate like a flower.
  • Kalki is a leader.
  • The numbers of years often quoted as the duration of the various yugas may very likely be estimations or figurative.
  • Kalki will be born around the time when humans are running out of dharma so much that they’re hitting a very serious crisis point.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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The game plan.

My name is Lync Dalton. I, personally, am the magical talisman required to end this abysmal time of Apocalypse and bring us into the glittering, exciting Satya Yuga (we also very likely need to have a functional World Shaman and World Oracle to get there, and I am both). I must be treated very well in order to activate the correct talismanic properties.

This is a prophecy, and it has to do with multiple spiritual principles and with me being born with what I call capstone energetics, which have fractal properties, and mean that what happens to me in my life (including how I am treated) affects everyone in strange and mysterious ways. Moonchild prophecies originating from Earth and the star Arcturus (and other places as well) predict this effect.

As my life grows happier and more successful, the entire world will inevitably progress toward better and better things. I found out about this in 2020. In 2019 there was a burgeoning West Coast North American spiritual awakening that I could detect from my then-home in Vancouver, British Columbia, which could have done very good things for the world, but extreme and increasingly overt life-shattering abuse of me from May 2019 on short-circuited it and hurdled the world into a tailspin of despair and dysfunction, which it has not yet recovered from (and I’m still being abused daily after having escaped to the United States, having provoked it in absolutely no way; is the effect compounding?). Things in the world can theoretically get better very quickly if good enough things happen for me, per the capstone effect.

(Note as of May 30th, 2022: Extreme abuse of me has continued, and the continued degradation of Earth is extremely noticeable even on a vibrational level, to the point where spending time outside in nature carries a totally different feel than it did in 2019 and before. I assure you that I do not deserve any abuse, and it has been happening unprovoked. I will need help getting out from under these very extreme circumstances. I know that this website looks fairly cheerful, but I’m doing it all alone and its cheerful elements do not change the fact that I’m dealing with a lot of difficulty, including serious poverty and a fear of people that I do not wish to keep experiencing.)

Here is the less esoteric part: I believe that there are multiple world leaders who already know that listening to me (as an oracle and shaman) is consistently the better part of wisdom. They know why, and I believe others do as well. It’s important that I personally have the status and resources to do that job happily.

If you want your world and/or yourself to experience the Satya Yuga (also called the Krita Yuga) and benefit from it, help me and support me.

If I remain abused in near-poverty or die, everyone will find it harder and harder to avoid extreme, pervading sadness, and we will continue to descend into total entropy.

Yes, it’s really like that.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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June Apocalypse check-in

How’s everybody’s Apocalypse going? Anyone else feeling like things are on the hopeless side if the correct corners are not turned? One of these days I’m going to write about how much of an ordeal life has become for me in the past two years, but suffice to say that I’m as demoralized as a plucky little-engine-that-can type like me can be (which turns out to be a lot some days), and well past sick of the Apocalypse. I want things to start going my way immediately.

I will need help, and it so happens that helping me sufficiently will theoretically end the Apocalypse such that many crises will begin to ebb away and exciting new things will start to gain traction all over the world. This was in the Moonchild prophecies, and it works in part on the principles of esoteric fractal energy. Honestly, this is worth trying.

Is anyone else thinking it’s feeling like the end of the world? Technically, that should mean a new beginning is around the corner.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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