prophecy

Um, guys?

“…in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air.”

– Thessalonians 4:17

I’m pretty sure at this point that the Rapture foretold is actually how certain people have come to be able to astrally interact with me regularly and chill with me via my personal psychic/astral hub. There they can talk with the gods of the godwheel, including Jesus Christ, Lord Rama, and others, through me, because I am sometimes channeling them and carrying on conversations that way. This started quite a while back, and happens to me daily. Please, do not think that I don’t wish to prioritize my daily tasks; it is very distressing when someone becomes resentful in demanding my astral attention while I’m trying to manage my day.

The people who’ve been “raptured” in this way aren’t necessarily the best or most devout people in the world, but are in fact mostly people who are part of my soul mission group or otherwise have a particular duty to end the Apocalypse (sometimes because they’re the ones who caused it especially egregiously) and/or help me bring the Satya Yuga (Paradise on Earth) into being. If you’re the praying sort, pray that they each do the right thing (feel free to add the caveat “…if Lync is correct about this” if you’re skeptical, although I’m constantly praying that people do the right thing, to be honest).

Prophecies always seem to end up manifesting in the most strangely logical ways.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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The four horsemen in Revelations

Is it the Apocalypse? Yes. Go on and tell me that it doesn’t ever feel like the Apocalypse these days. Now you’re being silly.

The book of Revelation in the Bible is also sometimes called the Apocalypse of St. John or more popularly Revelations, by virtue of it containing a series of detailed visions, presumably describing the future. It is very likely a channeled vision/report from an admittedly fallible (John of Patmos was an extremely fallible guy) Christian perspective on what happens at the end of the Kali Yuga, which John of Patmos would have very likely known about, along with stories about the future undertakings of the hero Kalki against evil.

Since the book of Revelation is highly symbolic, it has long seemed mysterious to those who read it. Among the strangest and most ominous elements in the vision are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

White horse

“Then I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, ‘Come.’ I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer.”

– Revelation 6:1–2

The Lamb in this chapter of Revelation is quite possibly a warning about the Antichrist, who is a proverbial wolf in sheep’s clothing. The Antichrist has often been predicted elsewhere as a figure who emerges to promote widespread pedophilia and other immorality and to ruin lives, lying and misrepresenting himself all the while. He actually represents things that humans had to defeat as a fundamental requirement of civilization in order for us to collectively get anywhere in the first place. In Revelation, as soon as it’s declared that a Lion can accomplish the discovery of what is in the book of the Apocalypse, there appears a Lamb. The Lamb seems mysterious to me. He presents himself decked out in features representing gifts that do not befit a lamb: extra eyes, extra horns. He’s creepy to picture, and the scenes that feature him have a creepy quality sometimes. He gets a lot of credit because of the idea that he may have suffered, and looks slain. He seems perhaps to fool a number of people who should know better. He breaks the seals and keeps messing stuff up. The seals represent situations that the Antichrist and his faction have instigated and other occurrences during the Apocalypse.

It may be after Revelation started circulating that it became popular to call Jesus Christ the Lamb of God, but that’s uncertain. That epithet certainly made it into the gospels. It’s unclear whether this was a misunderstanding of the fact that the Lamb of Revelation may actually be the Antichrist or whether Jesus Christ is presented in that epithet as a foil to the untrustworthy Lamb of Revelation. Indeed, there appear to be two or three Lambs referred to in Revelation (suggesting that “the Lamb” may actually be something more like an office or role held by different people at different points in the narrative): the Antichrist and later the Lamb of God, who is Jesus Christ himself and possibly also refers to the Second Coming of Christ, in addition to a beast who is described in Chapter 13 as having horns like a lamb.

The book referred to in Revelation Chapter 6 seems to be the story of how humanity gets through the end of the Kali Yuga to the Satya Yuga (or Krita Yuga), a blessed time that operates like God’s kingdom as a literal and terrestrial paradise.

The rider on the white horse seems to indicate that the Aquarian Christ, Second Coming and (quite possibly) final Vishnu avatar Kalki, who symbolizes the war against evil at least, and who is specifically known for being associated with a white horse, must come into prominence at the time of the Apocalypse, forced by the unacceptable activities of the Antichrist and his followers (possibly represented by the Lamb and his fellow abominations), and that person will help conquer evil and also gain worldly power. The true Christ, as opposed to the Antichrist, is the Lion, like Vishnu’s avatar Narasimha, who battles and defeats evil. In contrast to the creepy Lamb’s seven eyes and seven horns (which are reminiscent of the other abominations in Revelation), Kalki is said to exhibit eight mystic opulences and eight special qualities of Godhead. This same rider probably appears later in Revelation Chapter 19, after a description of a bride that may be the same woman described earlier as being clothed with the sun. The rider is described as Faithful and True, King of Kings, and Lord of Lords, and turns the tide of the Apocalypse. After that point, everything starts getting better.

Red horse

“When He broke the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, ‘Come.’ And another, a red horse, went out; and to him who sat on it, it was granted to take peace from Earth, and that men would slay one another; and a great sword was given to him.”

– Revelation 6:3–4

The rider on the red horse indicates a time of violence, especially spurred by the Antichrist faction. Acts of violence and terrorism are rife during the Apocalypse, and they take a huge toll. Before the Apocalypse is totally over, the tables must turn against the evil people who revel in violence, and many of the decent and questing human beings left on Earth may find themselves in positions where they must use judicious and careful acts of many kinds that will decisively stop evil.

Black horse

“When He broke the third seal, I heard the third living creature saying, ‘Come.’ I looked, and behold, a black horse; and he who sat on it had a pair of scales in his hand. And I heard something like a voice in the center of the four living creatures saying, ‘A quart of wheat for a denarius, and three quarts of barley for a denarius; but do not damage the oil and the wine.'”

– Revelation 6:5–6

The rider on the black horse indicates that the food supply will be disrupted, intentionally spoiled, and even tainted during the Apocalypse, and admonishes people to stop damaging any food and drink that others may eat or consume. Municipal water supplies and other water sources must be protected and managed responsibly during this time. Food prices also come up as a possible issue. Food, drink, and water must be safe and affordable for people; worse than that makes for a grim and mean Apocalypse.

Pale horse

“When the Lamb broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, ‘Come.’ I looked, and behold, a pale horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him. Authority was given to them over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by the wild beasts of the earth.”

– Revelation 6:7–8

The rider on the pale or roan horse indicates that during the Apocalypse, the population will fall very significantly through a wide range of factors, with a 25% or higher reduction being predicted.

Prophecies are electric right now. Many are burgeoning. Many are pointing to the recent past, the present, and virtually all are offering some kind of hope for a future that’s better. I wouldn’t say that if things didn’t seem so bleak right now. The fact of Revelation is that most of all it serves as a set of warnings, not as a roadmap. If we stay sensitive to and careful of the type of hardships the chapter describes, we can cut off those patterns quickly and suffer less. The book of Revelation seems to specifically warn us about misunderstandings, victimization, contamination, hunger, corruption, deceptions, deaths, wanton immorality, alienation, war, natural disasters, animal attacks, and more. It also tells us to have hope.

I remember being taught as a child that Revelation was a political critique of historical issues that were ongoing while it was being written, and that’s not a theory without merit, but it doesn’t necessarily feel like that to read it, does it? It was a vision: one that counts as prophecy. It is about the Apocalypse. It’s not clear that John of Patmos understood it completely point for point, and some points were very likely omitted. Some elements in the vision were trying to tell him something specific and personal. He was exiled on the island of Patmos, not simply due to religious persecution, but because he actually did have to change his ways, behavior-wise, and the vision (as many visions tend to do) likely contained messages about that.

But a lot of people think the vision was mostly about us, here and now. A lot of people are feeling like this is the Apocalypse.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Capstone couple

There is a prophecy (from the 20th Century) that a capstone couple emerges just before the Satya Yuga, and together they have energetic patternings and metaphysical fractal capabilities that bridge many interpersonal chasms all across the contemporary world. They are good and wise. They live a long time, and lead humans into a futuristic Golden Age where things go extremely well for everyone in general.

The capstone couple of prophecy are a man and woman that help coordinate the turn of the yuga (a beneficial rise in quality of life from Kali to Satya) with a small group of others. They lay the energetic structure that generates Golden Age conditions, and then people on Earth build a future that glitters true.

Apocalypse is a 90° turn, in a way. Something novel emerges once that corner is turned.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Kalki, final Vishnu avatar

“For whenever there is a decline in righteousness and an increase in un-righteousness, Arjuna, then I emanate myself. For the protection of good people, for the destruction of evil-doers, and for the restoration of righteousness, I take birth in age after age.”

– Krishna, Bhagavad Gita

Messages of Kalki, the expected final Vishnu avatar who (never being evil) overcomes evil with good, and who helps restore dharma to the world, have existed for a long time. They’re prophecies given by Hindu prophets, and they hold secrets about the Apocalypse and yuga turn (the transition from the Kali Yuga to the Satya Yuga). They talk about Kalki as a real person who lives at the end of the Kali Yuga (our current age, which is at its end, if things run their proper course).

I’ve recovered some interesting information that seems to be present in various Kalki prophecies, some of which is obscure and/or known only in certain regions:

  • Kalki is the living avatar of Vishnu, a good and just god. Kalki champions dharma, which involves people fulfilling their potential as good and productive beings (individually and collectively).
  • Kalki is Vishnu born to help humans attain the living paradise of Satya Yuga.
  • Kalki hates evil.
  • Kalki is supposed to defeat evil. Kalki tries to save the world alongside the other people who want to rise above evil, defeat it, and have a good and productive future for humanity.
  • In or before the 1800s, prophets started having visions of Kalki turning out to be a woman: Vishnu’s first female human avatar. Otherwise, Kalki seems to undertake the very serious challenge of the Apocalypse in his youth or early manhood.
  • In or before the 1500s, prophets started having visions of Kalki having trouble at some point with being plagiarized. Even before that, it was understood that Kalki would be a sacred scholar who studied morality, dharma, ethics, and other things. Vishnu avatars are all philosophers.
  • In or before the 1400s, prophets started describing that Kalki would be one of several children, and have evil siblings, who are very depraved, who are unjust to Kalki, and who perpetrate offensive acts that Vishnu hates, and that the righteous hate. Kalki, however, was expected to be good and just, and to have sound philosophies.
  • Kalki is predicted to have chronic health issues for long periods, and these health problems will place undue limitations on Kalki’s life and lifestyle.
  • Kalki has something like a built-in cosmic calculator. This could describe a kind of alchemical mental state connected with Logos.
  • There has been an understanding that Kalki would be a musician, and may write songs.
  • Kalki was expected to have a mystery to solve about some of the evil going on in the world, and would present what was discovered to the public on some kind of screen.
  • Kalki was prophesied by some to be a survivor of abuse.
  • It’s been said that Kalki works specifically with (and as) multiple Vedic and Upanishad gods, including Vishnu, Kartikeya’s identities (notably Murugan, Skanda, and Subrahmanya), and Durga, and counts as the avatar of all of those. Kalki also has a special relationship with the god Shiva, who is Kartikeya’s father and Durga’s consort. Kalki also has special identification with Rama, Vishnu’s first human avatar.
  • Kalki is an avatar who becomes aware of being an avatar at some point relatively early in life.
  • Kalki must live a long life. Kalki may experience a resurrection and transfiguration at some point.
  • Kalki is associated with a white horse. Kalki may own a white horse.
  • Kalki is associated with a parrot. Kalki may own a parrot.
  • Kalki is associated with a sword. Kalki may receive or have a physical, etheric, or metaphorical weapon that could be called or compared to a sword.
  • Some prophecies have claimed that Kalki would be born in a land that was associated with dreams.
  • Kalki is supposed to be instrumental in getting humanity through the Apocalypse at the end of the Kali Yuga and into the sacred Satya Yuga.
  • Kalki confronts demons, and engages in battles with them.
  • Kalki cares about and cooperates with righteous people who champion virtue during a time when too much human virtue is lost.
  • More than one person, including someone who holds special interest for the god Brahma, is prophesied to be destined to help and be close with Kalki. They must have good and enjoyable lives to create an environment that blooms into the Satya Yuga.
  • Kalki has a spouse at some point who is probably associated with an island somewhere and is either named after a flower, or known for being beautiful or delicate like a flower.
  • Kalki is a leader.
  • The numbers of years often quoted as the duration of the various yugas may very likely be estimations or figurative.
  • Kalki will be born around the time when humans are running out of dharma so much that they’re hitting a very serious crisis point.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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The game plan.

My name is Lync Dalton. I, personally, am the magical talisman required to end this abysmal time of Apocalypse and bring us into the glittering, exciting Satya Yuga (we also very likely need to have a functional World Shaman and World Oracle to get there, and I am both). I must be treated very well in order to activate the correct talismanic properties.

This is a prophecy, and it has to do with multiple spiritual principles and with me being born with what I call capstone energetics, which have fractal properties, and mean that what happens to me in my life (including how I am treated) affects everyone in strange and mysterious ways. Moonchild prophecies originating from Earth and the star Arcturus (and other places as well) predict this effect.

As my life grows happier and more successful, the entire world will inevitably progress toward better and better things. I found out about this in 2020. In 2019 there was a burgeoning West Coast North American spiritual awakening that I could detect from my then-home in Vancouver, British Columbia, which could have done very good things for the world, but extreme and increasingly overt life-shattering abuse of me from May 2019 on short-circuited it and hurdled the world into a tailspin of despair and dysfunction, which it has not yet recovered from (and I’m still being abused daily after having escaped to the United States, having provoked it in absolutely no way; is the effect compounding?). Things in the world can theoretically get better very quickly if good enough things happen for me, per the capstone effect.

(Note as of May 30th, 2022: Extreme abuse of me has continued, and the continued degradation of Earth is extremely noticeable even on a vibrational level, to the point where spending time outside in nature carries a totally different feel than it did in 2019 and before. I assure you that I do not deserve any abuse, and it has been happening unprovoked. I will need help getting out from under these very extreme circumstances. I know that this website looks fairly cheerful, but I’m doing it all alone and its cheerful elements do not change the fact that I’m dealing with a lot of difficulty, including serious poverty and a fear of people that I do not wish to keep experiencing.)

Here is the less esoteric part: I believe that there are multiple world leaders who already know that listening to me (as an oracle and shaman) is consistently the better part of wisdom. They know why, and I believe others do as well. It’s important that I personally have the status and resources to do that job happily.

If you want your world and/or yourself to experience the Satya Yuga (also called the Krita Yuga) and benefit from it, help me and support me.

If I remain abused in near-poverty or die, everyone will find it harder and harder to avoid extreme, pervading sadness, and we will continue to descend into total entropy.

Yes, it’s really like that.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Classical inspiration


The Parthenon in Nashville, Tennessee


The design for The United States and how it’s supposed to work based a lot of things on the Classical world: ancient Greece and ancient Rome. The original plan was to start with reproducing many ancient Roman elements, and that’s been the dominant flavor. Right about now that Roman/Greek balance is supposed to shift and begin to feel more like the best parts of Classical Greece.

It’s an expected second flowering for America. This was written about as early as the 1700s.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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