Satya Yuga

Ascension

Ascension is a moderately complicated concept. It involves an alchemical, spiritual, and in some cases physical shift into being a more highly evolved and spiritually connected person. Around 2012, certain communities started buzzing with the idea that we were approaching a time when enormous numbers of people would ascend spiritually into a higher order of being and experience unprecedented blossoming. Information from what were most likely channellings on the subject was shared widely.

The term Ascension as used in this circa-and-post-2012 context does not indicate becoming less a part of three-dimensional reality (as Enoch, Elijah, and Jesus Christ were said to have ascended into heaven), but rather occupying more and more invisible dimensions above that while still alive and participating in life on Earth.

For instance, the fourth dimension contains a lot of social and emotional information. The fifth dimension transcends that and looks at an even bigger picture, and information can move even more freely there. The sixth dimension is very pure and full of good intention. A dedicated individual can theoretically ascend to invisibly occupy up to the eighth dimension (which is involved with temporal anomalies and time travel) and higher.

The (I assume) channelled information discussed an Ascension where a large portion of the population experiencing psychic phenomena, etheric sight and sound, developing more awareness, developing more brain power, an ability to process light almost like food, spiritual experiences, anatomical changes, spontaneously remembering past lives, and an increased sense of peace. I did not happen to come across the original sources for these channelings or predictions, but if you know them please leave the information in a comment. I’d appreciate it.

A Global Ascension would mean that our entire planet and all on it were experiencing a collective shift into new spiritual and experiential levels.

In 2012 I decided that ascending might help me develop some extra healing options at some point or other, and I felt a beckoning. I decided to try. I’m a futurist. I worked at my meditation skills, my philosophies, and my alchemy.

I can confirm physical and phenomenological changes connected with ascending. There have been structural changes. For instance, my skull has changed shape: the part that cradled my hindbrain has been reduced in size, which I believe likely corresponded to developing a brain structure with less hindbrain. Humans on Earth evolved such that the pons and cerebellum have vestigial functions that translate to dysfunction in a contemporary human’s modern-day life, per fairly well-accepted theories in psychology and neurology, as I understand it, in the case of the cerebellum, at least. I believe that both those brain features have been reduced in size in my case, and optimized so that I no longer experience much of that vestigial malfunctioning. Overall my skull has become bigger, and I seem to have developed a larger healthy parietal lobe.

There are other physical changes internally, many of them involving new glands and possibly a second vascular system. I’m a medical intuitive, but this stuff is rather complicated.

And my looks have shifted somewhat. This won’t necessarily happen in each individual ascension, and I’m told it can be prevented in cases where people don’t want it. I like most of the physical changes, some of them quite a lot. I think I’ve read speculation that people will tend to look better after they’ve experienced a significant personal Ascension.

I can also confirm having experienced spontaneous contact with past lives and many of the other Ascension experiences I heard and read about being expected in ascending individuals.

Evil people can’t ascend. They are disqualified. Spiritually, they are walking a grim downward spiral, not an ascending pattern. It’s a lot about getting your mind right. It’s a lot about following your intuition, and using it to do the right thing day in, day out. It’s happy work.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Capstone couple

There is a prophecy (from the 20th Century) that a capstone couple emerges just before the Satya Yuga, and together they have energetic patternings and metaphysical fractal capabilities that bridge many interpersonal chasms all across the contemporary world. They are good and wise. They live a long time, and lead humans into a futuristic Golden Age where things go extremely well for everyone in general.

The capstone couple of prophecy are a man and woman that help coordinate the turn of the yuga (a beneficial rise in quality of life from Kali to Satya) with a small group of others. They lay the energetic structure that generates Golden Age conditions, and then people on Earth build a future that glitters true.

Apocalypse is a 90° turn, in a way. Something novel emerges once that corner is turned.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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What future?

I want to argue here for working attain the Satya Yuga on Earth.

Humans have senses that can perceive that time has characteristics. Sometimes it’s about styles or trends. In the United States, there’s a type of rainbow in graphic design with special hues that feel like the 1970s. Sometimes it’s something subtler. The 1920s felt frenzied. The 1930s are known as the Great Depression in much of the world, and there was widespread struggle, but I’ve been told the actual time characteristics felt wonderful, that there was something very beautiful about that time.

The Satya Yuga is a time period that with its characteristics provides the highest quality experience of existence and of perceiving the world. I want humans to have the opportunity to try that, and other species will be able to do that as well.

Also, society has hit a breaking point in many areas and many arenas. The present carries little optimism. Climate change is causing unprecedented damage to civilization. Health crises are throwing the future of our species into question. Social turmoil seems a constant undercurrent now. Some fields of science have hit unexpected snags lately. Terrorism and corruption pose constant threats to lives and overall quality of life. The challenges are piling up. The Satya era holds the promise of innovative solutions to problems that we currently face.

We need it. The Satya Yuga is our future, if we have one.

On a practical note, one of my goals is to achieve Satya Yuga-promoting patterns with my shamanry clients.

The future is the future is the future; it’s up to us to make it good.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Valid myths

Old myths often feature gods and/or humans, very often in combination. The humans in myths often had their own bright philosophies, and tried to be good examples for people and even entire societies. Sometimes this was more recognized about the men than the women in some cultures, but not all. They were larger than life, probably in their own times as well as in the retellings of their lives and deeds with lessons that became myths.

A story about a son or daughter of a god would in many cases be determined after someone had shown exceptional abilities and merit.

Sometimes myths are about the founding of civilizations, founded by people with solid enough personal philosophies (which can be informed by philosophers, advisors, mates, etc.) to maintain a blessed feeling system for a very long time. Good gets done in myths, if you know how to read the lessons.

Satya Yuga is the most virtuous yuga, but it’s effortless to be virtuous in the Satya Yuga because of how fun and worthwhile everything is and feels. People are good there (then). The myths leading into the Satya should have people doing a lot of good (in terms of making the right choices) to get the vibe right. As a philosopher, shaman, oracle, and light in the world, I am trying to restore dharma to the world. The examples of dharma we set leading up to the Satya Yuga can resound for thousands of years.

On the flip side, that means that people making the wrong choices have been keeping us all trapped in the wrong time quality.

During the Kali Yuga, our current age going back thousands of years, which is now stale, some of our myths lost key components of their original lessons such that those lessons became hard for humans to notice or even access. This yuga is like a dark ages compared to the others (i.e. the Dvapara Yuga, Treta Yuga, and Satya Yuga).

That’s one of the reasons that valid, true modern myths are due. We need real individuals to live through modern problem solving endeavors that end up making the world feel better and work better for people. We need them each to have a spiritual journey in the process. I don’t know what’s going to happen in the new myths, but I know that people have problems to solve.

I’m ready to be the oracle they go to. I’m ready to be their shaman that gives them the right information.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Are humans due for valid modern myths?

Modern myths would provide the substance that valid contemporary updates for religions could be made of.

Could religions be more useful if we allow some of them a new mythic cycle? If each mythic narrative proves to teach us something useful about God, Spirit, morality, or philosophy?

To get to the Satya Yuga mythic cycle and ultimately the Satya Yuga (i.e. up to thousands of years of humanity at our best), I think the myths in the percolating current cycle have to have happy endings that reveal how cool and rewarding it is to be good and do what’s right. Satya Yuga media probably isn’t going to rely on deconstruction of culture (which has been dominant since the 1990s) nor the reconstitution of culture (which has become co-dominant since the 2010s, and do note that the Satya Yuga will probably feature some of the best reconstruction ever seen in media), it will be forming new narrative fictional tropes based on the new real-life myths and the real-life problem solving introduced in them, if I’m reading history correctly.

To be myths, the stories of the coming heroes have to be part of the upcoming Satya Yuga/Aquarian cycle of mythic true stories, or we else we will collectively remain in a state of decay, where we have a stale yuga and no new myths, because in that case the true story will not have transcended to become myth. It would be more like a mundane horror movie or tragedy, not a myth.

Modern myths would provide the substance that valid contemporary updates for lots of things could be made of.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Kalki, final Vishnu avatar

“For whenever there is a decline in righteousness and an increase in un-righteousness, Arjuna, then I emanate myself. For the protection of good people, for the destruction of evil-doers, and for the restoration of righteousness, I take birth in age after age.”

– Krishna, Bhagavad Gita

Messages of Kalki, the expected final Vishnu avatar who (never being evil) overcomes evil with good, and who helps restore dharma to the world, have existed for a long time. They’re prophecies given by Hindu prophets, and they hold secrets about the Apocalypse and yuga turn (the transition from the Kali Yuga to the Satya Yuga). They talk about Kalki as a real person who lives at the end of the Kali Yuga (our current age, which is at its end, if things run their proper course).

I’ve recovered some interesting information that seems to be present in various Kalki prophecies, some of which is obscure and/or known only in certain regions:

  • Kalki is the living avatar of Vishnu, a good and just god. Kalki champions dharma, which involves people fulfilling their potential as good and productive beings (individually and collectively).
  • Kalki is Vishnu born to help humans attain the living paradise of Satya Yuga.
  • Kalki hates evil.
  • Kalki is supposed to defeat evil. Kalki tries to save the world alongside the other people who want to rise above evil, defeat it, and have a good and productive future for humanity.
  • In or before the 1800s, prophets started having visions of Kalki turning out to be a woman: Vishnu’s first female human avatar. Otherwise, Kalki seems to undertake the very serious challenge of the Apocalypse in his youth or early manhood.
  • In or before the 1500s, prophets started having visions of Kalki having trouble at some point with being plagiarized. Even before that, it was understood that Kalki would be a sacred scholar who studied morality, dharma, ethics, and other things. Vishnu avatars are all philosophers.
  • In or before the 1400s, prophets started describing that Kalki would be one of several children, and have evil siblings, who are very depraved, who are unjust to Kalki, and who perpetrate offensive acts that Vishnu hates, and that the righteous hate. Kalki, however, was expected to be good and just, and to have sound philosophies.
  • Kalki is predicted to have chronic health issues for long periods, and these health problems will place undue limitations on Kalki’s life and lifestyle.
  • Kalki has something like a built-in cosmic calculator. This could describe a kind of alchemical mental state connected with Logos.
  • There has been an understanding that Kalki would be a musician, and may write songs.
  • Kalki was expected to have a mystery to solve about some of the evil going on in the world, and would present what was discovered to the public on some kind of screen.
  • Kalki was prophesied by some to be a survivor of abuse.
  • It’s been said that Kalki works specifically with (and as) multiple Vedic and Upanishad gods, including Vishnu, Kartikeya’s identities (notably Murugan, Skanda, and Subrahmanya), and Durga, and counts as the avatar of all of those. Kalki also has a special relationship with the god Shiva, who is Kartikeya’s father and Durga’s consort. Kalki also has special identification with Rama, Vishnu’s first human avatar.
  • Kalki is an avatar who becomes aware of being an avatar at some point relatively early in life.
  • Kalki must live a long life. Kalki may experience a resurrection and transfiguration at some point.
  • Kalki is associated with a white horse. Kalki may own a white horse.
  • Kalki is associated with a parrot. Kalki may own a parrot.
  • Kalki is associated with a sword. Kalki may receive or have a physical, etheric, or metaphorical weapon that could be called or compared to a sword.
  • Some prophecies have claimed that Kalki would be born in a land that was associated with dreams.
  • Kalki is supposed to be instrumental in getting humanity through the Apocalypse at the end of the Kali Yuga and into the sacred Satya Yuga.
  • Kalki confronts demons, and engages in battles with them.
  • Kalki cares about and cooperates with righteous people who champion virtue during a time when too much human virtue is lost.
  • More than one person, including someone who holds special interest for the god Brahma, is prophesied to be destined to help and be close with Kalki. They must have good and enjoyable lives to create an environment that blooms into the Satya Yuga.
  • Kalki has a spouse at some point who is probably associated with an island somewhere and is either named after a flower, or known for being beautiful or delicate like a flower.
  • Kalki is a leader.
  • The numbers of years often quoted as the duration of the various yugas may very likely be estimations or figurative.
  • Kalki will be born around the time when humans are running out of dharma so much that they’re hitting a very serious crisis point.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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