Satya Yuga

Did you know?

Terrorists have staged a violent and pointless treasonous terrorist coup based on vandalizing existing systems. One of their primary weapons has been the systematic use of ambush, blackmail, and influence campaigns. They do not have any positive agenda nor solutions for society’s problems. A terrorist coup is not a revolution. They must be stopped (and we all know that they can stop themselves).

Our old myths are now outdated. We need valid modern myths to emerge, and their messages must be solid.

Due to a strange quirk of time that’s upcoming, the world can become much, much, much better very soon. It can become better than it’s ever been in all of human history.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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The game plan.

My name is Lync Dalton. I, personally, am the magical talisman required to end this abysmal time of Apocalypse and bring us into the glittering, exciting Satya Yuga (we also very likely need to have a functional World Shaman and World Oracle to get there, and I am both). I must be treated very well in order to activate the correct talismanic properties.

This is a prophecy, and it has to do with multiple spiritual principles and with me being born with what I call capstone energetics, which have fractal properties, and mean that what happens to me in my life (including how I am treated) affects everyone in strange and mysterious ways. Moonchild prophecies originating from Earth and the star Arcturus (and other places as well) predict this effect.

As my life grows happier and more successful, the entire world will inevitably progress toward better and better things. I found out about this in 2020. In 2019 there was a burgeoning West Coast North American spiritual awakening that I could detect from my then-home in Vancouver, British Columbia, which could have done very good things for the world, but extreme and increasingly overt life-shattering abuse of me from May 2019 on short-circuited it and hurdled the world into a tailspin of despair and dysfunction, which it has not yet recovered from (and I’m still being abused daily after having escaped to the United States, having provoked it in absolutely no way; is the effect compounding?). Things in the world can theoretically get better very quickly if good enough things happen for me, per the capstone effect.

(Note as of May 30th, 2022: Extreme abuse of me has continued, and the continued degradation of Earth is extremely noticeable even on a vibrational level, to the point where spending time outside in nature carries a totally different feel than it did in 2019 and before. I assure you that I do not deserve any abuse, and it has been happening unprovoked. I will need help getting out from under these very extreme circumstances. I know that this website looks fairly cheerful, but I’m doing it all alone and its cheerful elements do not change the fact that I’m dealing with a lot of difficulty, including serious poverty and a fear of people that I do not wish to keep experiencing.)

Here is the less esoteric part: I believe that there are multiple world leaders who already know that listening to me (as an oracle and shaman) is consistently the better part of wisdom. They know why, and I believe others do as well. It’s important that I personally have the status and resources to do that job happily.

If you want your world and/or yourself to experience the Satya Yuga (also called the Krita Yuga) and benefit from it, help me and support me.

If I remain abused in near-poverty or die, everyone will find it harder and harder to avoid extreme, pervading sadness, and we will continue to descend into total entropy.

Yes, it’s really like that.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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What is the Satya Yuga?

This is from mythology, but it’s real:

The Kali Yuga is a time period where things have gone quite wrong. That’s where we are now, unfortunately. It has lasted a very long time, and it’s the worst it’s ever been right now. The end of the Kali Yuga is currently overdue.

The Satya Yuga is where everything goes right, to the point where it’s so good that it redefines right several times over, in a good way, maybe for thousands of years straight. The Satya Yuga is the next time period after the Kali Yuga ends.

The Satya Yuga is known by reputation and story, and if we get there we can expect to see an amazing economy, individual flourishing, people living lives full of appreciation and contentment, very welcome technological advancements, a better and safer symbiosis with Earth, very accessible happiness, better relationships, better looks, and better health outcomes.

The beautiful etheric qualities of the Satya Yuga will become almost visible to the naked eye, rendering nearly everything wonderful to experience and to behold.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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As a foil to apathy…

We are indeed at the place in history where we could have a modest handful of people take the right steps and bring us into the Satya Yuga. And who wouldn’t want to be on the first string team of getting humanity to the Satya Yuga, where story and song are built? These people would be tomorrow’s myths.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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We have to get to the Satya Yuga.

If we get to the Satya Yuga, everything will be alright.

That’s what I know for sure about the future. I feel something sacred in the way I know that.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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