United States

I need support.

In most communities throughout history, the shaman has been an important person, and was treated as such. A shaman is someone who can deal with the metaphysical, mysterious, and subtle aspects of a community and potentially for the people in it, in various ways. A community and a shaman traditionally have a symbiotic relationship, with the community taking care of the shaman and the shaman keeping an eye on subtle things in and for the community. A shaman can help with healing, advice, spiritual issues, personal development, and other things. A shaman tends to be good at giving warnings and helping the community tackle complex problems. Abusing a shaman in good standing with the Universe is unacceptable. Stiffing a shaman for services is considered very vulgar. Keeping a good shaman in a state of poverty shames the community that put them there.

Some shamans are psychic, some can channel, some know herbs, spirit communication, etc. All that and more applies to me. A true shaman’s skills are rare, and take time and expertise to develop, and I have developed many of them to high levels over the years. A shaman’s help is worth something. My help is worth something.

In 2019 I became World Shaman. It wasn’t my choice; if I’m guessing, I think it was foisted on me because it was a time when skilled human intervention in that arena was very needed, and I’d been in contact by that time with my predecessor and with places of high spiritual power. Psychic experiences were already on the rise in general. I’ve been a center of activity for that, and trying to repair what I inherited as a violently broken and garbled global system, and it’s been a ton of work overall.

I’ve done a lot of specific work for the United States since that time, though I’ve given special attention and care to a lot of places. In late 2020 I was approached by a representative entity identified with the position of United States Shaman. The entity was a small, almost anthropomorphic figured that looked like wood or worked leather, which pursued me after encountering much hardship elsewhere. Within a week and a half, the entity grew much healthier under my care and stewardship, started looking much different, and identified herself as a full recognizable representation of the Egyptian goddess Mut, who identifies particularly with the United States for reasons I won’t relate here. In early 2021, I believe my installation as the current U.S. Shaman was privately affirmed by [redacted], [redacted], [redacted], [redacted], [redacted], and others.

I’m doing what I can, and still I have to live. If you believe in what I’m doing in any dimension, please donate money to me and my work. I am still awaiting a salary or compensation and any other personal privileges associated with the work I’d doing as a shaman. These communities I mention are huge, and I continue to try to serve them under extreme hardship. I need support.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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America’s second flowering

The United States was specifically designed to be a fun country. This has been made clear in some of its exports, including its thriving entertainment industry. The early planning for a 21st Century second flowering that feels somewhat more like Classical Greece than like the Roman Empire took into account that ancient Greeks were reputed to have more fun. Ancient Greece had a lot of focus on being well rounded, including recreationally.

Ancient Greeks also had the Delphic Oracle at formative points in their history. They needed her for their own flowering.

The Founding Fathers understood that a Greek-inspired America would need an outstanding oracle, a Pythia like the Oracle at Delphi. By the very late 1800s some were calling this prophesied individual the Moonchild. They also knew the nation would need access to an individual of good character and a sense of fun who has capstone energetics (there’s a reason that pyramid capstones are featured in a lot of U.S. symbolism) to correctly align the populace.

A properly organized pyramid is a great dispersal model for fun.

I’ve determined that some of the very people who can help bring this long term plan to fruition seem to have already noticed that I’m fun. I’m also a great oracle.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Classical inspiration


The Parthenon in Nashville, Tennessee


The design for The United States and how it’s supposed to work based a lot of things on the Classical world: ancient Greece and ancient Rome. The original plan was to start with reproducing many ancient Roman elements, and that’s been the dominant flavor. Right about now that Roman/Greek balance is supposed to shift and begin to feel more like the best parts of Classical Greece.

It’s an expected second flowering for America. This was written about as early as the 1700s.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Independence Day



What does America want from its people right now?

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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