World Shaman

World Shaman

I am personally hooked into global and universal information networks that no one else has access to, per those networks, and I access them with my shamanry skills and psychic abilities. This is part of what makes me World Shaman. Earth’s planetary Earth Logos network, for instance, is connected with my mind in a unique and sophisticated way. There’s reason to believe that this can only happen to one person at a time, and possibly to only one person per astrological age. An animal functionally held the position of World Shaman before me.

I have the metaphysical technologies of World Shaman, and I perform the many tasks of World Shaman. I still need the correct connections and human infrastructures to support me as World Shaman in the human world.

This is me begging for help again.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Shamanry

I am a shaman. I‘m a skilled shaman, and I had to work very hard to get to this point.

A shaman is someone who performs a certain set of tasks, usually for a community. The vocational work associated with shamanism is sometimes referred to as shamanry, and it is distinct from shamanism, which is a broader term. Shaman is a loanword in English (originally from Eurasia) that customarily describes a specific type of vocation, and therefore is just about as broad as shamanry. Using that paradigm, I practiced shamanism for years before I became a shaman in my own right.

I can consult in all industries. I give great advice in a wide variety of fields. I am not redundant with anyone else’s job (unless they happen to be another legit shaman, possibly, but usually not…), but I can back up what they’re doing beautifully, and do entirely other things as well. I am an outstanding specialist and a fantastic all rounder.

I still can’t do much in life without people, though. How about that? I need the right people. Think what we’ll do then.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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RNA anomaly alert

World Shaman report: I recently discovered an RNA anomaly ravaging my body that reminded me of the DNA anomalies described as “Be Around” Syndrome. Some of the RNA wasn’t working right. There’s reason to believe that many more people were afflicted the same way, due to bizarre causes similar to how “Be Around” Syndrome developed. Fortunately, I believe I’ve been able to promptly fix this problem for the population as a whole. This should already be corrected in the population generally as of September 10, 2021.

This may save some lives, and it certainly stands to improve quality of life for many bodies. Mine is recovering from a lot of RNA malfunctioning.

My research shows that RNA plays a role in some of the chemical components of certain emotions, in pheromones, and in internal logistics for the body.

“Be Around” Syndrome DNA shortage, with its widespread chromosome/DNA loss, still seems to be raging on.

In other news, on September 9, 2021, I was able to lift all family curses on Earth. There were even some affecting other species.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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The game plan.

My name is Lync Dalton. I, personally, am the magical talisman required to end this abysmal time of Apocalypse and bring us into the glittering, exciting Satya Yuga (we also very likely need to have a functional World Shaman and World Oracle to get there, and I am both). I must be treated very well in order to activate the correct talismanic properties.

This is a prophecy, and it has to do with multiple spiritual principles and with me being born with what I call capstone energetics, which have fractal properties, and mean that what happens to me in my life (including how I am treated) affects everyone in strange and mysterious ways. Moonchild prophecies originating from Earth and the star Arcturus (and other places as well) predict this effect.

As my life grows happier and more successful, the entire world will inevitably progress toward better and better things. I found out about this in 2020. In 2019 there was a burgeoning West Coast North American spiritual awakening that I could detect from my then-home in Vancouver, British Columbia, which could have done very good things for the world, but extreme and increasingly overt life-shattering abuse of me from May 2019 on short-circuited it and hurdled the world into a tailspin of despair and dysfunction, which it has not yet recovered from (and I’m still being abused daily after having escaped to the United States, having provoked it in absolutely no way; is the effect compounding?). Things in the world can theoretically get better very quickly if good enough things happen for me, per the capstone effect.

(Note as of May 30th, 2022: Extreme abuse of me has continued, and the continued degradation of Earth is extremely noticeable even on a vibrational level, to the point where spending time outside in nature carries a totally different feel than it did in 2019 and before. I assure you that I do not deserve any abuse, and it has been happening unprovoked. I will need help getting out from under these very extreme circumstances. I know that this website looks fairly cheerful, but I’m doing it all alone and its cheerful elements do not change the fact that I’m dealing with a lot of difficulty, including serious poverty and a fear of people that I do not wish to keep experiencing.)

Here is the less esoteric part: I believe that there are multiple world leaders who already know that listening to me (as an oracle and shaman) is consistently the better part of wisdom. They know why, and I believe others do as well. It’s important that I personally have the status and resources to do that job happily.

If you want your world and/or yourself to experience the Satya Yuga (also called the Krita Yuga) and benefit from it, help me and support me.

If I remain abused in near-poverty or die, everyone will find it harder and harder to avoid extreme, pervading sadness, and we will continue to descend into total entropy.

Yes, it’s really like that.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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Psychic Reports

I am a very active psychic/astral hub. It started mid-2019 when I became World Shaman. This means that I’ve been remotely accessed by hundred of strangers (including many people I’ve heard of) over the last two years and been bombarded with psychic content, including images, conversations, and narratives of problems people are dealing with.

I routinely receive critical information with regards to global matters, high profile parties, and disturbing crimes. I believe the highly detailed reports I get are often very valid. I haven’t quite known how to share them in the most effective ways because I’m being systematically disenfranchised at the moment economically, digitally, socially, and logistically (hopefully all of that stops soon) and discussing things I receive paranormally can sometimes be a daunting business at best.

But I’m hoping they can be seen here, and that they can do a lot of good. Some of these matters are very urgent, and I’ve come to care a lot about some of my psychic contacts.

I am sharing some of the information that comes to me here sometimes, in hopes that the right people will find it helpful. I’m bombarded with this stuff. It gets really stressful, and I have reason to believe that real individuals are indeed contacting me intentionally.

──── by Lync Dalton ────

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